I love wearing that shirt when I am visiting local beach/vacation communities....
That shirt made its debut at the 9/18/04 Wheelhouse Tavern show. The locals dug it.... Block Island was a different story. During setbreak at Captain Nicks...some drunk local punk walked up to me and said, in a condescending manner "Too bad I didnt wear my \'Fuck Off Tourists\' shirt"
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I\'m a schizophrenic and so am I."