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Gordo

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« on: June 25, 2005, 03:04:36 pm »
last night i fell face first into a concrete sidewalk outside of Wrigley Field. i popped up, saw blood and felt that two of my teeth had significant volume loss.

today, my face stings and i realized i broke my nose too. cuts covering the right side of my face and sporting a more-exaggerated Lloyd Christmas smile.

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« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2005, 03:13:11 pm »
Everyone makes mistakes.

BTW I was on one of the roof decks 2 weeks ago for the Sox/Cubs.  The Wrigley roof decks are definitely one of the dopest spots in America.

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« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2005, 04:50:52 pm »
10 bonus points for using the word dope in a post

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« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2005, 07:19:40 pm »
Gordo,

Damn, that is some shit. I will take your advice into consideration.
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« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2005, 09:20:12 pm »
<<<< been there, done that.

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« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2005, 09:30:47 pm »
Quote from: Gordo

the moral: Don\'t try to jump over parking meters that are taller than your mother.





you should get a pogo stick and OWN those god damn meters
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