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« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2005, 11:29:28 pm »
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« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2005, 11:33:32 pm »
how did i know??
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« Reply #62 on: May 16, 2005, 12:04:12 am »
lindsay lohan = :moo:
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« Reply #63 on: May 16, 2005, 12:06:27 am »
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lindsay lohan = :moo:

lindsay lohan = :yack:
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« Reply #64 on: May 16, 2005, 12:06:37 am »
lindsey lohan=still totally railable
my junk would feel so big compared to her skinnyass frame..

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« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2005, 12:28:55 am »
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my junk would feel so big compared to her skinnyass frame..

waaay too graphic freddie..

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« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2005, 12:30:11 am »
mama,it can get a shit load worse.
im being good though!!lol
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« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2005, 12:32:21 am »
:lol: i\'m sure that you can

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« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2005, 10:23:50 am »
maybe she\'ll end up like that chick from the carpenters and she\'ll recover from her eating disorder, but when she starts eating food again her heart wont be used to it and she\'ll die from cardiac arrest.
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« Reply #69 on: May 17, 2005, 10:47:00 am »
told you see was a fatso....

http://entertainment.msn.com/movies/hotgossip?GT1=6542

Lohan: \'Overweight\' and \'Wholesome\'
Lindsay\'s skewed self-image; Plus, news on Jake, George, Beyoncé, Justin, Madonna, BenGar and a shorn Portman ...

May 16, 2005

Does this look like someone who needs to drop a few pounds? Didn\'t think so. But Lindsay Lohan believes that if she went arm to twiglike arm with some of her fellow streamlined starlets, she\'d look like she was carrying extra baggage.

"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I\'m actually overweight," the alarmingly slimmed-down teen queen tells Teen Vogue. "There are so many really, really thin girls out there."

(Perhaps one of them could give the once super-shapely beauty a mirror and a grilled cheese sandwich. Too mean? All right, moving on ...)

Lohan has dismissed eating-disorder whispers, attributing her skin-and-bones bod to a loss of "baby fat," and she tells the magazine she "feels good" about her new figure because "you can fit into more things."

When she\'s not explaining her disappearing curves, Lindsay is attempting to burnish her image by addressing those pesky rumors surrounding her active social life, including her much-discussed club-hopping and supposed trysts with the likes of Bruce Willis (denied by all parties and later retracted) and Christian Slater (also denied).

"I always want to be perceived as normal and wholesome, because it\'s relatable," the PR-savvy star tells the Los Angeles Times. "I hope people think I\'m wholesome. It\'s hard after what you read in the magazines, that I\'m dating every guy who\'s like my father\'s age. But that\'s not me."

Still, Lindsay does cop to receiving a stern lecture about her partying ways from Buena Vista studio chief Nina Jacobson before beginning work on the unfortunately subtitled $50 million family flick "Herbie: Fully Loaded," which hits theaters June 22.

"At the time, I was going out every night because my friends were and I thought if I wasn\'t going out then I was going to miss out on something," the world-weary actress explains. "I\'ve a lot of younger fans too, but I didn\'t think about that. I was, like, 17, and I was like, \'Cool, I get to go to a club and hang out with people.\' They sat me down and talked to me about it. I was like, \'Yeah, I need to make sure that I\'m there on time.\'"

Lindsay also expresses frustration over why she\'s not taken as seriously as lesser tabloid targets Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson, who, at 20, have just two years on her.

"It\'s hard for me to have to watch that," says Lohan, who reveals she would have loved to audition for Natalie Portman\'s Oscar-nominated role in "Closer." "I work just as hard as those people and sometimes [the media] make it seem that they\'re more mature because their fan base is more mature and my fan base is younger ... so they\'re writing about me going out all the time. It\'s easy to over-publicize me."

Lohan, who will soon begin work opposite Meryl Streep on the Robert Altman-directed prestige pic "A Prairie Home Companion," insists she\'s all about the professionalism. "They have put a lot of money into the movie," she tells the paper of "Herbie." "And they need to make sure that the person is going to get the job done and be there. I\'m a young kid and I have a lot of pressure ... [but] I know work is work. This is business."
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« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2005, 10:49:17 am »
"... Compared to a lot of actresses my age, I\'m actually overweight,"

ummmmm.... is she comparing herself to midgets?

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« Reply #71 on: May 17, 2005, 10:52:02 am »
:lol:

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« Reply #72 on: May 17, 2005, 11:06:57 am »
"I\'m a young kid and I have a lot of pressure".... oh, pooooooor Lindsay..... :rolleyes:
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« Reply #73 on: May 17, 2005, 11:39:05 am »
please delete this thread, everytime I scroll by those pictures it makes me wanna throw up. Honestly, is it that hard to. . . EAT!!! dead, 2 months. confirmed.

(on a side note: I saw some pictures of me after my sickness/surgery in 2001 when I lost 40 pounds in 2 days and I looked like a skeleton, seeing these pics makes me look fat in those somehow)
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« Reply #74 on: May 17, 2005, 11:56:29 am »
ant,  did you really lose 40 lbs. in 2 days???