I heard that al z is actually living in the basement of john and maries living off of discarded pizza boxes this whole time.The west coast thing was just to throw everyone off his trail.
"got any advice for a kid who will most likely become a loaner like yourself unkie herb?"
"Discarded pizza boxes are an excellent source of cheese"
"In my expieriences, boxes are usually empty, although sometimes they contain cheese.. and this one time, pepperoni! oh, what a day that was!"