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« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2005, 11:04:23 pm »
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get a room,fags!!


I would love to see freddie try and do the tour. how long do you think it would take him to ride a bike 44 miles? :P
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2005, 12:19:11 am »
id be puking after 3 minutes.confirmed
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2005, 07:07:45 am »
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get a room,fags!!


I would love to see freddie try and do the tour. how long do you think it would take him to ride a bike 44 miles? :P


he\'d be on a 2-person bike with livie makin\' her do all the pedaling.. ;)

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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2005, 01:07:48 pm »
Doh!!!!!!!!!!1
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2005, 02:20:48 pm »
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get a room,fags!!


I would love to see freddie try and do the tour. how long do you think it would take him to ride a bike 44 miles? :P


he\'d be on a 2-person bike with livie makin\' her do all the pedaling.. ;)


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« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2005, 04:56:22 pm »
if you make it to the DC tour let me know...
of course i have not been on a bike since ending up in the outer banks ER last summer after a catastrophe that made me look like freddie krueger, but i\'ll cheer you on :)

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« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2005, 05:28:02 pm »
Let me know if there is a bike tour out here as well.  I have been riding all over the place lately (including the S.F. hills) and easily have the tolerance for a 44 mile bike ride if S.F./Oak has one as well.  

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« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2005, 12:21:13 am »
sorry to bring in up old news, but just thought I\'d pop into this thread and say: dave you may be lucky, heh, I spent the whole day today not being able to pee, nothing, nada, and lemme tell you it was the most uncomfortable day of my life. ERs preliminary diagnosis? "Hard to tell right now without the tests coming back, but I say it might be BPH". Apparantely after searching webMD BPH is Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia and is very common in men. . . men who are 40+! Yet another trip to the ER without a straight answer. I\'m gonna start diagnosing myself. Todays: "Bladder stones may block the tube that carries urine from the bladder to the outside of the body (urethra). This may cause difficulty in urinating, painful urination, or complete inability to urinate."
I get to go see a Urologist on Monday, can only imagine what silly tests they are gonna come up with. And until then I can literally drink until I piss myself since I am the proud owner of a catheter with matching leg bag. Sorry you all had to read this, I just needed to let out my anger, heh, feel free to ask me how my bag is Saturday ;) I always said I was 23 going on 50, and maybe this time I am right, heh.

On the bright side, there is no STD related symptoms (phew). Guess only one brother has to worry about those, hahaha!
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« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2005, 12:38:06 am »
ant,sorry to hear it.
pissing is ser
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« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2005, 01:20:07 am »
WOW, from hernia, to small package, to bike tour, to catheter bag, all in one thread :yay:
Now, who\'s gonna take this full circle for us???

Ant- j/k, hope you\'re feeling better soon and get that cork out of your plumbing ;)
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« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2005, 09:22:12 am »
Man is everyone here getting old or just falling apart from abuse
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« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2005, 09:38:04 am »
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Man is everyone here getting old or just falling apart from abuse

YES
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« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2005, 10:42:21 am »
I\'m feelin\' great. I don\'t know what is wrong with all you kids.

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« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2005, 10:56:31 am »
You\'re just so senile you don\'t realize you are in pain ;)

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« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2005, 10:56:40 am »
hey..sorry about your ding dong, that really sucks
at least you can pee whenever/wherever you want now