Thank you. It is my pleasure to point out the obvious elderly state of that tub of guts.
But the best part of last night was watching Cabrera, who the Red Sox dumped after he helped them the to title (i.e. Pedro) drive home the winning runs against the Yankees, while Renteria, who replaced Cabrera, failed to do so with the tying on in the ninth against the White Sox. Then again, Renteria more than made up for it with his 30 errors.
It makes sense: you snap the greatest curse in the history of sports and then you break up the team. Of course you do.