Saturday will give us one of the most absolutely bizarre and fucked up scenarios in the histroy of sports. Why?
The Yankees will beat the Red Sox at Fenway Park to clinch the AL East. At the same time, the Indians will lose to the White Sox, clinching the wild card for the Red Sox. There will be SIMULTANEOUS champagne celebrations in BOTH locker rooms at Fenway Park, one room with the Red Sox, one room with the Yankees. The Red Sox will be having a champagne celebration right after they lose to the Yankees, at home, and lose the division.
NESN\'S Hazel Mae: "Rem-Dog, I\'m here in the Red Sox locker room, where the Red Sox have just lost the division to the Yankees, and there\'s champagne everywhere!"
This is going to happen. Watch.