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« Reply #210 on: June 05, 2005, 09:02:17 pm »
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Yes I have heard some rumors as of late as well.

Speaking of which, think the Rocket is going anywhere?



I heard that the Rocket is not happy in Texas and wants to return to Bostonia!!! That would be some shit. The Yankees would probably hire an assassin at that point.
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« Reply #211 on: June 07, 2005, 02:17:06 pm »
Really? I thought he would want to be in the Hall of Fame as a Yankee.

If they traded Roger, who could they replace him with that would satisfy the fans? I hear they adore him down there.

I guess it\'s not all about what the fans want though, lol, because then we would probably still have Orlando Cabrerra (sp?).
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« Reply #212 on: June 07, 2005, 04:07:48 pm »
I just read in a local paper that five members of The Boston Red Sox will be receiving makeovers tonight on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" (10pm on Bravo).  I\'m definitely tuning in for this one.
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« Reply #213 on: June 07, 2005, 11:54:45 pm »
Ha ha ha

ARE YOU SER? Hopefully they\'ll cut Damon\'s hair. Maybe then he won\'t feel the need to throw like a girl.

Wish I had seen this post earlier so I could have checked to see if it was true or not.
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« Reply #214 on: June 08, 2005, 08:49:20 am »
I saw that episode of Queer Eye for the Red Sox Guy
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« Reply #215 on: June 08, 2005, 09:58:45 am »
Bunch of fags, Cardinals are showing them how real baseball is played!
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« Reply #216 on: June 08, 2005, 09:59:56 am »
Roger Clemens stays put in Texas to be able to attend family things. Yankees completely lick balls right now, and I honestly can say that I do not believe the Yanks or the Sox will make the playoffs this year.

As for trade rumors, I lack a television and my daily dose of Baseball Tonight and Sportscenter, so I don\'t know what is going on. But the Yankees will NOT get rid of anyone, not because they should keep everyone, but because their jackass owner overpays his players and no teams out there will be willing to take on any of the contracts, plus they have NO FARM system AT ALL!

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« Reply #217 on: June 08, 2005, 10:46:31 am »
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Bunch of fags, Cardinals are showing them how real baseball is played!


i cant remember, what happened in the world series last year?
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #218 on: June 08, 2005, 01:25:39 pm »
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Bunch of fags, Cardinals are showing them how real baseball is played!


i cant remember, what happened in the world series last year?
Stop living in the past!

But if you must, remember Cards are only second to the Yanks in world series wins....

Can\'t wait to see Boomer get his ass kicked tonight!
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« Reply #219 on: June 09, 2005, 01:57:00 am »
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Bunch of fags, Cardinals are showing them how real baseball is played!


i cant remember, what happened in the world series last year?
Stop living in the past!

But if you must, remember Cards are only second to the Yanks in world series wins....

Can\'t wait to see Boomer get his ass kicked tonight!



dude, you were so right.
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. "Vamanos amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintscraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.  --Eli Cash

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« Reply #220 on: June 09, 2005, 08:53:24 am »
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Bunch of fags, Cardinals are showing them how real baseball is played!


i cant remember, what happened in the world series last year?
Stop living in the past!

But if you must, remember Cards are only second to the Yanks in world series wins....

Can\'t wait to see Boomer get his ass kicked tonight!



dude, you were so right.
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But Cards 38-21  Sox 32-27

Gotta give the fat slob credit for pulling that one out of his ass. They had an interview with him during the rain delay. That guy has serious problems getting along with folks.
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« Reply #221 on: June 09, 2005, 12:22:42 pm »
Wells=Bum

Always has, always will. I give hime credit for his time in NY but he is a fat drunken slob.
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« Reply #222 on: June 09, 2005, 01:27:11 pm »
True Dat
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« Reply #223 on: June 22, 2005, 07:55:09 am »
well, Randy blew johnson last night, but what a comeback!

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Franklin Nunez pitching:
Robinson Cano: Ball, Strike looking, Foul, Foul, Ball, Foul, Foul, Cano singled to center.
Derek Jeter: Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Jeter singled to right, Cano to third
Ruben Sierra hit for Tony Womack.
Ruben Sierra: Ball, Sierra grounded out to second, Cano scored, Jeter to second.
Gary Sheffield: Strike looking, Strike swinging, Sheffield singled to left center, Jeter to third.
Alex Rodriguez: Strike looking, Ball, Rodriguez singled to left, Jeter scored, Sheffield to second.
Travis Harper relieved Franklin Nunez.
Hideki Matsui: Ball, Foul, Ball, Strike looking, Foul, Matsui doubled to deep right, Sheffield scored, Rodriguez to third.
Jason Giambi: Intentional ball, Intentional ball, Intentional ball, Giambi intentionally walked
Russ Johnson ran for Jason Giambi.
Bernie Williams: Williams tripled to center, Rodriguez, Matsui and Johnson scored.
Jorge Posada: Ball, Ball, Foul, Ball, Foul, Posada homered to right, Williams scored.
Robinson Cano: Ball, Ball, Cano flied out to center.
Derek Jeter: Ball, Strike looking, Foul, Ball, Jeter singled to right.
Ruben Sierra: Strike looking, Sierra singled to right, Jeter to third.
Gary Sheffield: Strike looking, Ball, Ball, Ball, Foul, Sheffield homered to left center, Jeter and Sierra scored.
Alex Rodriguez: Ball, Strike swinging, Rodriguez homered to right
Hideki Matsui: Ball, Ball, Strike looking, Matsui homered to center.
Russ Johnson: Strike looking, Ball, Strike swinging, Foul, Ball, Johnson flied out to right.


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« Reply #224 on: June 22, 2005, 08:42:15 am »
Nothing like a homestand against the Pirates, Cubs, D-Rays, and Mets to get a Yankee fan feeling good about themselves.  I\'d be more worried that Randy Johnson is OWNED by the worst team in the league than I would be excited that everyone finally decided to hit, if only for one game.  Regardless of how many you score, one should never be optomistic when giving up 11 runs to the D-Rays.  Lose tonight, and last night never even happened.