so on thursday, lisa and i went to go pick me out a tux for the wedding. we went to Attillio\'s - a small place in east haven, right down the street from me.
the second we walk in, i see this
HOT blonde chick, wearing next to nothing, waiting around while her fiance tries on his tux...
totally jokingly, i say to lisa \'li, who\'s that, torrie?" (as in
Torrie Wilson - WWE wrestler/model and Playboy cover girl).. so lisa checks her out, and agrees that it kinda looks like her.. but of course, it can\'t be her, cause wtf would she be doing in east haven??
so i go and try on some tuxes, and overhear this girl saying they were going to tahiti on their honeymoon... lisa says to me \'i think that\'s her, the guy she\'s with kinda looks like Billy Kidman (WWE wrestler, who\'s been with Torrie for years)... but Kidman recently cut his hair and put on a lot of muscle, so it\'s hard to tell.. still... can\'t be them..
so i was debating on saying something... anything.. but no way.. there was just no possible way it could be them. we leave...
go home to find out that Billy Kidman (real name Pete Gruner) grew up in Allentown, PA,
BUT was born in New Haven, CT... could it be??
lisa called her dad to tell him. "oh yeah" he says... "they\'re getting married this weekend in Old Saybrook
(about 35 minutes from me). i play softball with a friend of Pete\'s cousin, who\'s in the wedding!"
:holyshit::holyshit::holyshit::holyshit::holyshit:
you\'ve
GOT to be kidding me! it was them! and i\'ve been kicking myself in the ass ever since.. i mean, wtf, would it have killed me to say hi?? shit, i was 2 feet away from a playboy cover girl, and i didn\'t say a damn word!!!! AGH!!!
:jawdrop::banghead::slap::doh::sigh::stupid::tool:
