Some thoughts

[jocelyn]

Has anyone ever noticed how men try so hard to be cool, even down to perfecting a cool walk? Wearing backwards hats and flippin up their collars? Acting like meatheads around their friends to make them feel better about themselves?

Also, why is it most men can only speak in grunts, punctuated here and there by bits of slang? Dude guy dude guy man.

Why is is that men are incapable of getting their gal to have an orgasm? It\'s not that complicated down there.  I could get it done in four minutes. The funniest thing is when men lay back exhausted, sweating and panting, and then roll over and say how great it just was. At which point I\'m thinkin\' bout ordering a pizza or renting a movie or something. I think that was what I was dreaming about in my sleep as he was busy enjoying himself. *yawn*

I love how guys are so emotionally blocked that they have to fight to sort out their feelings. Also, I can\'t think of anything more awesome than punching walls. That is the GREATEST idea.

Hey man, did you know that if you cry, you\'re a hoo haa? Men have the greatest notions regarding self-expression.

"Oh come on honey, how was I supposed to know the difference between 1% and whole milk?" Yeah that WAS a tough one. Men are so competent.

Guy and girl are lost. Girl asks guy to stop and ask for directions. "Not now hun, we\'re making such good time!"

It says something that commercials appealing to men have very few subjects: beer, women, sports. Men are so multi-faceted.

I have tried not to use any big words to make this post more accessible for the male readers out there.
 
   

[kindm's]

This sounds familar is this a stand up routine or are you actually making these statements ?

[Stephengencs]

Thanks Wah, for causing the above verbal assault on men and our manhood, and by manhood i mean our wangs.....

Joc, don\'t lose faith......
and definately don\'t switch sides
hope to see you soon......

[jocelyn]

oh no I am making those statements. Although I may have heard the joke about the directions somewhere along the line.

I didn\'t draw the cartoons however

[Mark]

Some well thought out thoughts if you ask me. A welcome change from the mindless ranting that been occurring around here lately.....

[leith]

My thoughts are after Joc\'s in each part.

Originally posted by jocelyn
Has anyone ever noticed how men try so hard to be cool, even down to perfecting a cool walk? Wearing backwards hats and flippin up their collars? Acting like meatheads around their friends to make them feel better about
themselves?

Ever notice why women always talk shit on other women in the room but could not be sweeter to them face to face

Also, why is it most men can only speak in grunts, punctuated here and there by bits of slang? Dude guy dude guy man.

Why do women resort to baby voices to get what they want?

Why is is that men are incapable of getting their gal to have an orgasm? It\'s not that complicated down there.  I could get it done in four minutes. The funniest thing is when men lay back exhausted, sweating and panting, and then roll over and say how great it just was. At which point I\'m thinkin\' bout ordering a pizza or renting a movie or something. I think that was what I was dreaming about in my sleep as he was busy enjoying himself. *yawn*

Why is it that women are so afraid to tell their man what they want in bed?

I love how guys are so emotionally blocked that they have to fight to sort out their feelings. Also, I can\'t think of anything more awesome than punching walls. That is the GREATEST idea.

I love how women have no emotional block and cry like babies thinking that will solve the problem

Hey man, did you know that if you cry, you\'re a hoo haa? Men have the greatest notions regarding self-expression.

Yeah that\'s true pretty stupid

"Oh come on honey, how was I supposed to know the difference between 1% and whole milk?" Yeah that WAS a tough one. Men are so competent.
 
Drink the whole milk it\'s not that bad

Guy and girl are lost. Girl asks guy to stop and ask for directions. "Not now hun, we\'re making such good time!"

Are you sure to get the right directions. You may end up even more lost.

It says something that commercials appealing to men have very few subjects: beer, women, sports. Men are so multi-faceted.

Yeah tampon commercials are so deep

I have tried not to use any big words to make this post more accessible for the male readers out there.

 Just my thoughts.

[jocelyn]

Leith you missed the whole point of that post. None of it was serious. Not one word. It was in response to Tim\'s suggestion that I should make a thread with some sexist comments about men. Silly rabbit.

[leith]

And you missed the fact that I am a sarcastic ass.

[davepeck]

Originally posted by jocelyn
Why is is that men are incapable of getting their gal to have an orgasm? It\'s not that complicated down there.  I could get it done in four minutes. The funniest thing is when men lay back exhausted, sweating and panting, and then roll over and say how great it just was. At which point I\'m thinkin\' bout ordering a pizza or renting a movie or something. I think that was what I was dreaming about in my sleep as he was busy enjoying himself. *yawn*

Originally posted by leith
Why is it that women are so afraid to tell their man what they want in bed?

I stopped dropping.  It got to be too frustrating.

As stupid as you usually come off during this diatribe of your\'s, you\'re    going to come off ten times as stupid on this occasion.

What?!  I lost my tolerance for the bullshit baggage that comes with eating girls out.  What\'s the big deal?!

If you say the smell, so help me, I\'ll slug you.

Not the smell - the smell is good.  I\'m talking about not being able to do it properly.  And my mother brought me up to believe that if I can\'t do something right I shouldn\'t do it at all.  Of course, my father told me she gave lousy head, but that\'s beside the point.

At least you blame yourself for your sexual inadequacies.

No, I blame them.  Chicks never help you out.  They never tell you what to do.  And most of them are self-conscious about that smell factor, and so most of the time they just lay there, frozen like a deer in the headlights, right?  Not for nothing, but when a chick goes down on me,  I let her know where to go, and what the status is.  You gotta handle it like CNN and the Weather Channel - constant updates...

And that\'s all I\'m saying, it\'d be different if chicks helped out - pointed a guy in the right direction. Then there\'d be no bullshit, no wasted    time, and no chance for permanent injuries.

[leith]

damn you Dave I just got up,head fuzzy. this is a Brodie quote No?

[davepeck]

actually banky.. but yeah.. same thing..

[leith]

Yeah Kevin Smith. Can always tell his writing

[boombox]

Kevin Smith is an amazing talent - one of those guys whose films I will always go to see irresepctive of what th epress says - or anyone else for that matter.

(Yeah, I know, nothing to do with the thread!)

[Igziabeher]

That being said, I think Jocelyn secretly has a crush on freddie.

[freddiewaht]

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