By the way, if anyone was wondering what the "true" definition of God was, here it is, courtesy of none other than Urban Dictionary. I\'m glad someone finally figured it out. You would have thought that God itself figured it out (you know, considering that IT is God), but alas, it was the fine folks at Urban Dictionary. Thank God for them.
1. God
"dog" spelled backwards.
The dyslexic child named his new puppy "God."
2. God
Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)
"God made me trip behind the line of scrimmage."
Phew. Now that that\'s settled, I can begin preparation for the apocalypse. Should be any moment now.