Here\'s another one
AARON GLODO
The biggest drunk looser anyone has ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with. Be careful...may wet bed, become angry, fuck your friends, aquire goods from you, and be a miserable lay. Identifing marks: 4 nipples...no shit like a fucking dog. Shit stain on back of shirt, possibly used as toilet paper. The only beauty of this guy is that you know you will never end up like him.
I tell ya. This dictionary is redefining the modern vocabulary. The next time somebody is wasted at a Breakfast show, make sure you say, "Hey Pitchie, stop pulling an Aaron Glodo, clean your shitty drawers, and buy me a drink, mutherfucker!"