Positioning suggetsions:
1. Adrian should be up front and center, facing away from the audience so that the audience can see him playing his kit from behind. He is too short to be seen over the drums and he always pulls that hat over his face anyways, so you\'re not missing anything by not seeing his front.
2. Jordan should have stage left/house right, with all of his keyboards lined up horizontally at the front of the stage, Jordan facing the audience. This will force Jordan to strafe back and forth between keyboards, which will be amusing for the crowd and will help him stay awake for the whole show.
3. Tim and Ron should change their positioning based on the song or jam they are playing, much like a football team changes its formation based on the play they are running. For songs in major keys, they should assume the "pro" formation, standing shoulder to shoulder at the front of the stage. For songs in minor keys, one of two positions should be used. Either they should stand still in an "offset-I" (echelon) formation (for minor Dorian tunes), or one should stand still while the other slowly orbits around him (all other minor modes). Ron should be in orbit if the current astrological sign is an earth sign, Tim should orbit if it is a water sign. For songs with meaningful lyrics, they should face the audience. For songs with meaningless lyrics, they should face away. Spacy jams should feature random movements about the stage. Random movements could include but are not limited to crawling, rolling, somersaulting, squirming, sliding, walking, and falling.
4. This one\'s a little bit unusual, but Adrian should try breaking up his drumset and spreading out the drums throughout the stage. While transporting between pieces, he will maintain a slap rhythm on his body and with his feet. This will give all sections of the audience a fair chance to witness his mastery, and will also prevent him from playing too many notes.
5. The band also could use some work on their entrances. The band should try entering and even playing on roller skates, wheelchairs, pogo sticks, Harleys, Skip-Its, and unicylces, to name a few. They could also try being lowered down to the stage from the ceiling, being excreted from the anus of GWAR\'s man-eater, or emerging from see-through crystal coccoons.
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