Fill in the blanks: If PB ever ___________ I will ____________
1. If PB ever headlines Red Rocks, I will provide tickets and limo transportation to the show for everyone who responds to this thread.
2. If PB ever plays a Zappa diesel of at least 100 Zappa tunes in one night, I will lick shaving cream off the nipple of a hairy 300 pound man.
3. If PB plays "We Are The Champions" the night the Red Sox win the World Series, and I am there, I will declare Red Sox fandom to be at an unmatchable pinnacle, and become a Yankees fan.
Inspired by Steve\'s PNC/Hawaii bet. WHAT DO YOU GOT?
Wolfman