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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« on: November 18, 2004, 03:37:01 pm »
Tim Palmieri is undoubtedly the king of wacky (and often corney) stage banter.  For me it is one of the many endearing qualities of The Breakfast.  After listening to the 5/24/01 Blues Cafe show last night, I wanted to form a thread where we could post funny Palmierisms as we hear them from shows, radio joe, etc......

Please lets try to just use this thread for the posting of such quotes.  

^I would say it would be fair to post banter from other members of the band if stubled upon.

So, to kick this thread off....

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"Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?"

Tim Palmieri
5-24-01 Blues Cafe
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2004, 01:38:02 am »
Howdely doodely everybody!!! (sp?)

CLASSIC!!!!!
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2004, 01:55:35 am »
"Hello San Diego. It\'s always a pleasure being at a festival celebrating a substance."
Tim saying hello
"If you guys drink enough tonight hopefully you\'ll wake up feeling like this tomorrow"
Tim directly before WUIAC
10/11/03  OKTOBERFEST
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2004, 08:26:58 am »
i love at the woodbury reggae fest,when he put the microphone to the side of his head and asked if anyone can hear his headache.....to me,that was classic....btw steevie,ser thread!
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2004, 09:26:49 am »
"I don\'t know Ryan, why does it hurt when you Pee?"

-Donivans reef show where DB was calling out for random zappa tunes all night
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2004, 09:42:37 am »
"Have yourself a few drinky-drinks, because the more you drink, the better we sound."

4/1/0 Butterfield
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2004, 09:45:37 am »
Ahhh...Butterfield.  The sounds, the smells, the cafeteria.  

There\'s so much love in this room!

3/30/1 Butterfield
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2004, 09:47:55 am »
Awwww...it wasn\'t that bad, was it?

7/24/2 Wisconsin Dells, after nobody clapped, cheered, or made any noise whatsoever after Frankly Po Zest.
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2004, 09:49:08 am »
Pabst will start my car if I really needed it to.

5/5/1 Baker Quad
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« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2004, 09:51:56 am »
Aww boooo, yeah, boooo awww cry, let\'s cry, waaaaah waaaaah.

4/1/0 Butterfield... mocking the crowd after the April Fool\'s YEM.
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« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2004, 09:55:49 am »
"You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC.  Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.
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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2004, 10:02:00 am »
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Originally posted by Wolfman
"You know I like it in the back" (while pointing to his ass)

6/14/2 Greenville, NC.  Horrific, inexplicable folly while doing those little in-between lines in Phaddy Boom Baddy.


...which i proceeded to create a 5-minute loop of tim saying "but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back... but always fat, you know i like it in the back..."

classic.
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« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2004, 10:03:41 am »
YES!  

I just had that loop in my head right now!   But always fat, you know I like it in the back But always fat you know I like it in the back but always fat you know I like it in the back....

Still going!
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2004, 10:56:40 am »
PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor
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**The Official Tim Palmieri^ Stage Banter Thread**
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2004, 10:58:16 am »
Quote
Originally posted by ChrisPitch
PORTER\'S FROM MARCH, following Sundance...

Tim: We need a little more guitar in the monitor

Tim: And some cranberry juice

Jordan: And some water

Tim: We need a little cranberry juice in the monitor



Dont forget later in the show timmy calling for "ANTIOXIDENTS"

Classic one Pitch!!!!
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