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just a pet peeve.

i\'ve seen it several times in Kangaroo\'s, but just noticed it in Glady\'s on the Utica torrent. :holyshit:

The apostrophe has three uses:

    1) to form possessives of nouns
    2) to show the omission of letters
    3) to indicate certain plurals of lowercase letters.

Apostrophes are NOT used for possessive pronouns or for noun plurals, including acronyms.


Forming possessives of nouns

To see if you need to make a possessive, turn the phrase around and make it an "of the..." phrase. For example:

    the boy\'s hat = the hat of the boy

    three days\' journey = journey of three days

If the noun after "of" is a building, an object, or a piece of furniture, then no apostrophe is needed!

    room of the hotel = hotel room

    door of the car = car door

    leg of the table = table leg

Once you\'ve determined whether you need to make a possessive, follow these rules to create one.

   • add \'s to the singular form of the word (even if it ends in -s):

        the owner\'s car

        James\'s hat

   • add \'s to the plural forms that do not end in -s:

        the children\'s game

        the geese\'s honking

   • add \' to the end of plural nouns that end in -s:

        houses\' roofs

        three friends\' letters

   • add \'s to the end of compound words:

        my brother-in-law\'s money

    • add \'s to the last noun to show joint possession of an object:

        Todd and Anne\'s apartment


Showing omission of letters

Apostrophes are used in contractions. A contraction is a word (or set of numbers) in which one or more letters (or numbers) have been omitted. The apostrophe shows this omission. Contractions are common in speaking and in informal writing. To use an apostrophe to create a contraction, place an apostrophe where the omitted letter(s) would go. Here are some examples:

        don\'t = do not

        I\'m = I am

        he\'ll = he will

        who\'s = who is

        shouldn\'t = should not

        didn\'t = did not

        could\'ve= could have (NOT "could of"!)

        \'60 = 1960


Forming plurals of lowercase letters

Apostrophes are used to form plurals of letters that appear in lowercase; here the rule appears to be more typographical than grammatical, e.g. "three ps" versus "three p\'s." To form the plural of a lowercase letter, place \'s after the letter. There is no need for apostrophes indicating a plural on capitalized letters, numbers, and symbols (though keep in mind that some editors, teachers, and professors still prefer them). Here are some examples:

    p\'s and q\'s = a phrase indicating politeness, possibly from "mind your pleases and thankyous"?

        Nita\'s mother constantly stressed minding one\'s p\'s and q\'s.

   three Macintosh G4s = three of the Macintosh model G4

        There are two G4s currently used in the writing classrom.

   many &s = many ampersands

        That printed page has too many &s on it.

   the 1960s = the years in decade from 1960 to 1969

        The 1960s were a time of great social unrest.


Don\'t use apostrophes for possessive pronouns or for noun plurals.

Apostrophes should not be used with possessive pronouns because possessive pronouns already show possession -- they don\'t need an apostrophe. His, her, its, my, yours, ours are all possessive pronouns. Here are some examples:

    wrong: his\' book

    correct: his book

    wrong: The group made it\'s decision.

    correct: The group made its decision.

    (Note: Its and it\'s are not the same thing. It\'s is a contraction for "it is" and its is a possesive pronoun meaning "belonging to it." It\'s raining out= it is raining out. A simple way to remember this rule is the fact that you don\'t use an apostrophe for the possesives his or hers, so don\'t do it with its!)

    wrong: a friend of yours\'

    correct: a friend of yours

    wrong: She waited for three hours\' to get her ticket.

    correct: She waited for three hours to get her ticket.


Proofreading for apostrophes

A good time to proofread is when you have finished writing the paper. Try the following strategies to proofread for apostrophes:

    • If you tend to leave out apostrophes, check every word that ends in -s or -es to see if it needs an apostrophe.

    • If you put in too many apostrophes, check every apostrophe to see if you can justify it with a rule for using apostrophes.


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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2004, 09:09:39 am »
One of my personal pet peeves is the widespread misuse of their vs. they\'re.  Seems like most college kids can\'t figure out the difference.  

An example of this nonsense:  The Breakfast is a great band and their (should be they\'re) going to be in NJ on the 20th.
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2004, 09:10:33 am »
Hey Freddie, I hope your head stops spinning by the time you get to Richter\'s tonight. Pec, you should have warned him!!! :lol:
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« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2004, 09:14:06 am »
One of my biggest pet peeves, which REALLY gets me is the misuse of your. This is NOT short for you are. It really kills me that it is accepted by the teachers of our children as being correct. :no:
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« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2004, 09:40:11 am »
Todd,

That is my other pet peeve.
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« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2004, 09:52:16 am »
to vs. too vs. two.

ugh.
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« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2004, 10:23:57 am »
loose vs. lose

too many copy editors run spell check without a grammar check
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« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2004, 10:29:58 am »
right... and choose vs. chose


ok enough... I could go on all day
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« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2004, 11:31:57 am »
but wait a minute, peck... If I understand the title correctly, Glady is a girl and the title is about her pimp... right?  So, Glady\'s Pimp would actually be grammatically correct, no?
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« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2004, 11:35:37 am »
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Originally posted by Marcial
but wait a minute, peck... If I understand the title correctly, Glady is a girl and the title is about her pimp... right?  So, Glady\'s Pimp would actually be grammatically correct, no?


ah, but that\'s if you understand the incorrect title correctly. Gladys is the name of the girl (Glad-iss).

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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2004, 12:16:04 pm »
its official,im confused..happy??
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2004, 12:26:22 pm »
You mean: "It\'s official. I\'m confused. Happy??"

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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2004, 12:29:03 pm »
im not at all into pressing 2 buttons at once man
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2004, 02:18:58 pm »
LMFAO!!!
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2004, 02:30:17 pm »
todd,i absolutely hate multitasking...
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set