The more I think of it, Brekkie\'s is kinda gay (to close to trekkie\'s), but that\'s probally the best one i\'ve heard so far. I think The Omelettes is kinda funny too, and not a bad name. I like the idea of the name having some sort of breakfast relation in it.
The Wild Pack works too, and i also wouldn\'t mind being called an asscrack, as i have been called one in the past.
We could be the O.J.\'s and run around wearing white gloves