NAKED BIKE RACE ROADSIDE GUYS
Ballpark Survey Results:
Appropriate: 14 percent
Inappropriate: 86 percent
Ballpark Survey Comments:
"Hey, live and let live."
-- Dave (last name and age withheld), Washington
"That\'s probably in France, right?"
-- Drew Dexter, 22, Peoria, Ill.
"In France? That\'s appropriate."
-- Doug Avnet, 38, Baltimore
The Usher Says: Inappropriate. "In Europe? That\'s fine. But here it\'s a no-no."
Page 2\'s Take: We hope that isn\'t poison ivy.
Verdict: Inappropriate, unless it\'s a Mike Myers skit, in which case it\'s just tired.
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