I googled "chris deangelis" for images and this was the first to come up...
GYPSY OF THE MONTH: Chris DeAngelis, \'Beauty and the Beast\' Sometimes, putting salt on a wound can actually feel good. For Christopher DeAngelis, the wound was his fifteen or so years as a professional performer without a Broadway credit...
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Chris DeAngelis is the quirky songwriting brain behind the catalog of infectiously melodic, hook-laden pop tunes addressing the issues of our times - cannibalism, worms, puppets, alien abduction, automobile accidents and the desire to blow things up – put out by The Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice. Chris is also the co-founder of one of Miami’s most entertaining bands, The 18 Wheelers. Blending elements of roots rock, honky-tonk country, western swing, rockabilly, and bluegrass, The Wheelers cover all the topics of the country genre – driving a big rig across the country, losing your girl, getting drunk, going to jail, and disappointing your mama. Chris drives the eight-string bass in The Revelators. For all things Chris, go to http://www.18wheelers.org.
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on to his newest and best identity yet?!?!!?
Happy Birthday Mr. Badass Bassist