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« on: September 23, 2009, 09:06:15 am »
I figured since we had the grind my gears thread.

A strong coffee, an enhanced morning, and good tunes during the commute.
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« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 09:19:09 am »
HA!

Was thinking about something similar this morning on my way off the highway.

My morning consists of A.M. walk, then rocking tunes to get me to work.
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 09:51:56 am »
Snooze x 4, Realizing I have 30 minutes to shower and get to work, taking 20 minutes in the shower anyway, stopping at Dunkin Donuts, and showing up to work 15 minutes late. Daily routine :)

1998-04-03 Billy Breathes just lubed my crankshaft.
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« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 07:42:12 pm »
Morner...thread closed.

Oh, for those that don\'t know...a morner is a nooner, only sooner.
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« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 09:53:51 pm »
Quote from: Todd;242020
Morner...thread closed.

Oh, for those that don\'t know...a morner is a nooner, only sooner.


aka a clocker..
take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 10:08:52 pm »
what a clever little name for a thread.  good job.  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 10:09:50 pm »
Masturbation in the MFA

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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 10:34:54 pm »
Quote from: jocelyn;242035


omg
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« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 11:54:56 pm »
Someone gave me one of those things for my birthday.
I thought it was a gum massager.Then I found out it wasn\'t.
It\'s used to open garlic bulbs for roasting.
I felt silly massaging my gums with it anyway!

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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 12:16:47 am »
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Quote from: jocelyn;242035


omg


Pretty hot post.
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« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 08:48:04 am »
wanna make an extra couple buck? i know this dude....
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« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 01:12:18 pm »
Just a suggestion for the ladies of .info... Best 40 bucks you\'ll ever spend.
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« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2009, 01:20:02 pm »
i was lookin for one of those for my karaoke hour
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« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 01:21:48 pm »
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Just a suggestion for the ladies of .info... Best 40 bucks you\'ll ever spend.


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« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 09:55:17 pm »
Mine cost $45!