I always get way fucking lost on the way to or from Red Square and end up with cops tailing me for like 20 miles, and therefore end up taking twice the amount of time to get home as it takes to get there...
Ever try GPS gggggggguuuuuuuyyyyyyyy???
Christmastime is near.
Nah but really I use like, the sun, which way "feels" north vs south, "if I head in this general direction I will inevitably run into highway-whatever sooner or later"... if the directions I sketched on the back of some junk in my car fail me.
Open to the possibility though, and also not too proud to take charity gifts.