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bdfreetuna

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2009, 04:14:14 pm »
It\'s true the world probably doesn\'t care if it has 20 more parts per million CO2...

Dragonflies will survive at least.
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« Reply #61 on: August 13, 2009, 04:16:05 pm »
can we talk about drugs again?

you guys are losing me w/ this save the earth mumbo jumbo.
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« Reply #62 on: August 13, 2009, 04:22:45 pm »
oh i was just talking about saving the planet so **** can continue to grow..
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« Reply #63 on: August 13, 2009, 04:25:58 pm »
oh, thats alright then.

i\'d love to just plop myself down in an opium field and spend the rest of my life contemplating reality.  a man\'s gotta have a dream.
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« Reply #64 on: August 13, 2009, 04:44:36 pm »
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oh, thats alright then.

i\'d love to just plop myself down in an opium field and spend the rest of my life contemplating reality.  a man\'s gotta have a dream.


I know this is a repost, but it\'s a good one:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8118257.stm

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\'Stoned wallabies make crop circles\'  
 
Wallabies have been observed acting strangely in poppy fields
Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around "as high as a kite", a government official has said.
 

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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #65 on: August 13, 2009, 05:19:40 pm »
all this from Billy Mays\' untimely death...  wow!!  Sure he didn\'t see this coming!  And all our problems would be manageable if we could just get the world population down to a reasonable number.  

Bluntly put...

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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #66 on: August 13, 2009, 08:36:09 pm »
O.k. I confess. My brew makes me a doper.
Which means I\'m also a hypocrite.The grains that go into my
brew could be food for starving children.Therefore I\'m also a
child abuser for stealing the grain for my brew habit.
Many drug cartels also enjoy the brew.Which means my behavior
 is similar to those I despise. Also the workers in the
barley,wheat & hops fields are exploited migrant workers who
are barely paid enough to buy their drugs from the drug cartels.
Therefore the drug cartels use these people as servant slaves to get
their brew so the migrant workers can get their drugs
from the people who work for the cartels.Then they get the brew
that the migrant workers slave for.So I\'m also part of a slave trade
empire of exploited migrant grain growers who are used by the cartels
to get their brew of which I also enjoy.
Now this brew has to be cooked,bottled and shipped to the location of which
I partake of my brew.This also contributes greatly to our global warming problem.
A huge amount of energy is used to get me my brew. Once I get my brew
I have to use a big part of my income to feed my brew habit.
This brew money could be better used for a noble charity like
SAVE THE EXPLOITED MIGRANT WORKERS OF GRAIN GROWERS.
This would raise the quality of their lives greatly which means
better resources for which they will be able to buy their drugs.
Now that they have the drugs they want they will be able to sell the
 drugs back to the cartels who used them for servants.
When the cartels are late with the drug payments the migrant
farmers can make the cartels into the servants they once were.
So now the new cartels who were the migrant grain
growers have control of the beer market.They decide to triple
the price of beer of which I indulge upon.So now I can\'t afford
to get my brew.I resort to stealing band equipment to fuel
my brew addiction.Now there\'s no band with equipment
to play their music on. The musicians have resort to stealing from
patrons at clubs drinking beer so they can buy their equipment.
I get robbed of my beer money and have a shit fit!
Now I have to sell drugs to get the money I need to support my brew addiction.
I can\'t sell my dope because some jerk-off convinced everybody that the
drugs funded bad people who exploited migrant farm workers growing grain
for the brew I desire.
So I take all my drugs and drop dead and never have another beer again!
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #67 on: August 15, 2009, 08:59:59 pm »
Can\'t wait for my brewed dope tomorrow at A to Z!!!
Bass Ale big gulp!  Three of them! 66oz. of frosty English brew!
Starving children,global warming,exploited migrant grain growers
aren\'t going to stand in the way of  me and my BEER DOPE!!!
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« Reply #68 on: August 16, 2009, 01:44:06 am »
we get it, ken.  you\'re addicted to beer.  get some help.
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #69 on: August 16, 2009, 10:55:31 am »
My beer romance goes very deep.
It all started when I was a kid.
 Mom & Dad let me sip the foam off the top of their brew.
At 14, I stood in front of liquor stores asking the patrons to buy me some beer.
I also stole a six pack from a pizza joint at 15.
Friends big brothers loaded their kid brothers up with mountains of brew we kept in hiding in a field by the parkway.
Going into bars at 17 we drank pitcher after pitcher.
I had to be dragged out while barfing trails of stomach goo on the floor.
I once bummed dimes off of people at a bar telling them I had to make a phone call.
 Instead I bought my next pitcher of beer.They threw me out.
I spent the night on the side of the road like a sick brewaholic with a puddle of my urine by my side.
 I\'m also addicted to coffee,potato chips,popcorn,tofu, frozen organic vegetables,
veggie burgers,yogurt,licorice, soy sausage,horror movies & suck ass jam music!
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #70 on: August 19, 2009, 06:31:34 pm »
I\'m a real sicko! I don\'t see any hope for myself!
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« Reply #71 on: August 20, 2009, 08:55:14 pm »
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I\'m a real sicko! I don\'t see any hope for myself!
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« Reply #72 on: August 20, 2009, 10:29:59 pm »
Dearest Ken - a recurring theme here is that you are totally tied to a cocaine thread!  "Separate your body from your mind"!!!!!!!!
Beatles4you!
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KEN RAFLOWITZ

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« Reply #73 on: August 20, 2009, 10:45:17 pm »
I now declare this the addiction(s) of which you are bound thread!
Share my brothers & sisters of your struggles with pleasure and pain!
We shall heal together!

Billy Mays shall not have died in vain!
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #74 on: August 21, 2009, 07:51:38 pm »
I ate a whole bag of potato chips before 8:00 a.m. today!
Help me somebody! Help me!
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