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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #180 on: September 25, 2009, 07:35:12 pm »
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Can\'t say I\'m sure I ever "poofed" a pressie...

advantages? :P


http://www.thebreakfast.info/forum/showthread.php?t=9673


Ahh....

The re-poof struck me as a little over the top though.
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« Reply #181 on: September 27, 2009, 05:47:29 pm »
Want to know what really bugs me?
I didn\'t think so...
Going to the deli to have your favorite sandwich made.
Provolone,tomato,roasted red peppers,red onion with
spicy brown mustard on Italian bread,then toasted.
You stand there watching this wonderful delight come into being.
You feel life is so good to have a moment such as this!
Mouth drooling,senses awake,chips in hand.
It\'s almost ready to be wrapped...and then...and then...
the jerk making your sandwich does a back handed nose wipe!
Wraps your baby up and gives it to you and says,"Enjoy it sir."

You want to take the thing, blow snots on it and make the goofball eat it!
Do you make a scene in the deli? Buy the snotty sandwich and throw it out?
Or just eat the thing like nothing ever happened?

What would you do?
« Last Edit: September 28, 2009, 08:18:42 pm by KEN RAFLOWITZ »
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« Reply #182 on: September 27, 2009, 05:54:52 pm »
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Want to know what really bugs me?
I didn\'t think so...
Going to the deli to have your favorite sandwich made.
Provolone,tomato,roasted red peppers,purple onion with spicy brown mustard
on Italian bread,then toasted.
You stand there watching this wonderful delight come into being.
You feel life is so good to have a moment such as this!
Mouth drooling,senses awake,chips in hand.
It\'s almost ready to be wrapped...and then...and then...
the jerk making your sandwich does a back handed nose wipe,then wraps your baby up
and gives to you and says,"Enjoy it sir."

i am soo good at this move. i bust it out on the reg.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2009, 06:33:46 pm by Gfunk »
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« Reply #183 on: September 27, 2009, 08:14:10 pm »
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What would you do?
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« Reply #184 on: September 28, 2009, 10:28:47 am »
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What would you do?


First of all, go to a real deli instead of subway.

Secondly, what the fuck is a purple onion?
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« Reply #185 on: September 28, 2009, 10:42:48 am »
Times you wish you were never born...

Walking around the video store looking for something good to watch.
The three Taco Bell bean burritos start creating a methane compression chamber
inside the large intestine. The more you hold back the more the compression psi build up.
You know something is going to blow and it is going to be ugly!
There is no time to make it to the door. Let\'s head for the classics section,it\'s a free zone.
Action,comedy,sci-fi,horror,family,drama are just a blur. You make it to the free zone,no time to spare.
The laws of physics take over. A green noxtious cloud hovers over the classics section.
Nobody around...then out of the corner of your eye the cute,young video
girl is walking towards classics with a load of videos in her arms. You Panic! No God! No!
Don\'t let this happen to me! The stench is going to hover for another good 10 minutes!
Slowly backing away,maybe she didn\'t see me in classics. Don\'t look back boy,just go!
Slipping into comedy, you watch the poor girl enter the aroma of hell on earth.
Did she see me in classics? Nobody ever goes in classics, so it\'s a big event when somebody does.
Heading to check-out there are only two cashiers.
A goofy guy and the girl you just poisoned with fermented Mexican fast food.
Please God, please give me the goofy guy for check-out! I\'ll be good from now on!
"Next!" The cute,young girl says to me. I\'m in a sweat, she knows it was me.
Now I have to face her with guilt written all over my face...

Sometimes you wish you were never born.
« Last Edit: September 30, 2009, 09:12:28 pm by KEN RAFLOWITZ »
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« Reply #186 on: September 28, 2009, 10:51:41 am »
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« Reply #187 on: September 28, 2009, 11:10:59 am »
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That would be considered a red onion.......

Can we change the name of this thread to Ken\'s Insane Ramblings?
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« Reply #188 on: September 28, 2009, 11:20:30 am »
Might as well. Any sanity that might have been in this thread is gone for good.

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We can\'t bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell \'em stories that don\'t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on \'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you\'d say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn\'t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...
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« Reply #189 on: September 28, 2009, 11:58:27 am »
can we make a compilation of ken\'s posts? priceless.

Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.

thoughts?
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« Reply #190 on: September 28, 2009, 12:05:49 pm »
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can we make a compilation of ken\'s posts? priceless.

Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.

thoughts?


I, for one, would go see that, at least once....
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« Reply #191 on: September 28, 2009, 12:43:25 pm »
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can we make a compilation of ken\'s posts? priceless.

Ken - monday nights at cafe nine - its beatnik night. you should just flow and see what happens, or maybe read a few gems from .info.

thoughts?


I, for one, would go see that, at least once....


I\'d film it from atop a stool.
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« Reply #192 on: September 30, 2009, 09:03:28 pm »
Times you wish you were never born...

How about those aging briefs,guys?
They get stretched around the legs and the testicles flop out.
All day long you have to keep shoving them back in place.
Flop out...shove back.. on and on all day.
You get so involved in this task you become oblivious to the act.
Then after a good stuff the balls in place, while walking around a store...
you look up and some old lady putting clothes on the rack is watching the whole thing!
She looks away...nothing could be said. All you can do is...
Wish you were never born.
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« Reply #193 on: October 02, 2009, 07:28:13 pm »
How about at the end of the day and you go brush your teeth.
Then you see it and shock sets in. You wish you were never born.
There\'s a nice juicy boogie stuck on the tip of your nose!
You go back in time and think of all the people who might have seen this thing.
How long could it have been there? All day? 10 minutes?
Did the pretty girl at Dunkin Donuts see it?
Was it there at work?
The girl at the deli?
I\'ll never go out again! I just can\'t handle these things!
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« Reply #194 on: October 04, 2009, 03:01:45 pm »
Could we all just inversely plan a moment in time to set out some sweet rambling lines, including these stories?..Near a fire, blankets involved. Drums, perhaps various woodwinds.
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