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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #135 on: September 03, 2009, 01:03:20 pm »
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I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........


I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.


Callin \'Nannies on this one.....

I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...


No, they are conductors.

The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #136 on: September 03, 2009, 01:19:58 pm »
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I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........


I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.


Callin \'Nannies on this one.....

I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...


No, they are conductors.

The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.


So how exactly does an ingested metal get absorbed in to your central nervous system ? I would think that you would simply pass most of the metal the old fashioned way. in order to get levels of metal in to your body to effect electrical flow i would imagine it would be toxic levels
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« Reply #137 on: September 03, 2009, 08:22:56 pm »
Just get The Golden Girls complete DVD set of all the shows.
You\'ll have all the phallus stimulation you\'ll ever need!
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« Reply #138 on: September 03, 2009, 08:29:59 pm »
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Just get The Golden Girls complete DVD set of all the shows.
You\'ll have all the phallus stimulation you\'ll ever need!


I\'m a Rose Nyland fan all the way.......
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« Reply #139 on: September 06, 2009, 09:51:52 pm »
Billy Mays was a jerk!!!
I never liked him!!!
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Oh, Billy! Cocaine is a helluva drug.
« Reply #140 on: September 07, 2009, 08:41:26 am »
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Billy Mays was a jerk!!!
I never liked him!!!
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« Reply #141 on: September 07, 2009, 05:03:33 pm »
Anybody want to hear my first drunk story?
No? Well here it is anyway.
I was 12yrs.old and home alone.
Got the whiskey bottle out(Seagram\'s).
There was alot of Westerns back then on T.V.
The cowboys slugged down shots of whiskey.
I did did ten shots in 20 min.!
All hell broke loose!!! Crawled to the bathroom and
chowed up my stomach in the bathtub.Yuk!
Made it into bed,eventually.
Told Mom and Dad I had a stomach ache.
(Had a great story to tell the kids in school!)
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« Reply #142 on: September 07, 2009, 09:24:10 pm »
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I have also heard that Rino and Human Horn, as well as dried tiger testicals enhance sexual desire.........


I have heard that eating silver fleks (my coworker makes oatmeal-silver cookies) also works; gold works best, but it\'s more expensive.


Callin \'Nannies on this one.....

I believe the feeling people feel upon eating silver or gold would be considered poisoning which could be confused with enhanced sexual desire...


No, they are conductors.

The more you have in you, the easier electricity flows in your body, so things like nerve impulses, which are electrical, are enhanced.


So how exactly does an ingested metal get absorbed in to your central nervous system ? I would think that you would simply pass most of the metal the old fashioned way. in order to get levels of metal in to your body to effect electrical flow i would imagine it would be toxic levels


I\'m fairly certain that silver works great topically as an anti-inflammatory/antioxidant/anti-infective. Ingestion, however, would require me to have more of a biochem background. As far as I know, metals, like aluminum, bind to the chemical receptors in the brain, but this is most likely with aluminum salts, as commonly seen with aluminum hydroxides and aluminum sulfates. A reason to check your processed baked goods for aluminum salts; long term ingestion indicates a beta-amyloid disaster!
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« Reply #143 on: September 08, 2009, 11:34:59 pm »
My first time in a bar, I threw-up in the doorway.
p.s. On the way out.
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« Reply #144 on: September 09, 2009, 10:38:04 pm »
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My first time in a bar, I threw-up in the doorway.
p.s. On the way out.
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« Reply #145 on: September 10, 2009, 08:54:50 pm »
Anybody want to hear my first pot smoking story?
No? Well here it is anyway.
I was sixteen.
A friend lit me up before a high school football game.
I wasn\'t sure if anything was happening or not.
Throughout the whole game, I swear everyone there was looking at me because I just smoked pot!
I believe it was a case of paranoia!
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« Reply #146 on: September 11, 2009, 10:32:16 pm »
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My first time in a bar, I threw-up in the doorway.
p.s. On the way out.
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« Reply #147 on: September 11, 2009, 11:18:07 pm »
This thread is worth keeping alive, even if that means quoting yourself repeatedly.

Ken you wanna smoke a fatty boom batty some time before a show?
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« Reply #148 on: September 12, 2009, 12:16:41 am »
I tried pot,but I didn\'t inhale.
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« Reply #149 on: September 12, 2009, 05:52:24 am »
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I\'m fairly certain that silver works great topically as an anti-inflammatory/antioxidant/anti-infective.


True- I\'ve used it on horses.
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