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wildcoyote

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« on: August 04, 2009, 09:36:09 am »
Enter your weight, sex, and poison of choice into this calculator to find your terminal amount of drinks in a 3 hour period.  For your boy here, in the blue corner, weighing in at 206 lbs, it would take:

24 whiskey shots or

28 Beck\'s bottles

34 Guinness draft bottles (the carbination thing makes them smaller)

18 Guinness Foreign Extra Stout bottles (my preference)

10 (!) Long Island Iced Teas.  Wow. This one\'s feasible. Proceed with caution.

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« Last Edit: August 04, 2009, 09:38:38 am by wildcoyote »
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 09:44:09 am »
actually, guiness draft bottles are only about 4% abv, which is why it would take more.

it told me 24 stone ruination, 26 two hearted, 16 doubles on the rocks or 29 shots of whiskey. so, basically, i\'m impervious to death by alcohol!!!! w00t!!!


thanks for this, btw, i\'m gonna spread it \'round!
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 10:14:02 am »
6 Long Island iced teas
8 Double on the Rocks
11 Bloody Marys
15 bottles of Sierra
15 Margaritas
17 glasses of wine

:hscratch: I\'m not too sure about these results, though -  

<----- has most definitely already drank approx. 15 margaritas (and/or Sierra Nevadas) in 3 hours, and I\'m still alive! ;)
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« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 10:17:38 am »
23 appletinis
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« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 10:22:57 am »
23 glasses of Red Wine
19 rum and coke

seriously, I know I\'m a lightweight but I normally have 1-4 of these today a night, if I drink at all. What kind of an idiot would be drinking this much to begin with?
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 10:29:41 am »
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 10:30:29 am »
37 Guinness Draughts
29 shots of bourbon
26 shots of whiskey
29 glasses of red wine
8 bottles of Sam Adams Triple Bock
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« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 10:31:43 am »
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)


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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 10:52:24 am »
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:
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« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 10:55:22 am »
^yup, that sounds about right, newbers! ;)
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« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 11:04:17 am »
Wow LD/50 (lethal dose for the average person) for alcohol is pretty low huh...

almost makes it seems reasonable to legalize drugs like cannabis, *********, ***, DMT....

Fortunately the WPG/50 (worshiping the porcelian god) of alcohol usually falls below the LD/50... thus, survival. Usually.

Quote from: ds673488;237530
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:


When Pabst won that "blue ribbon" I really have to wonder what the competition was... Milwaukee\'s Best? Budweiser that had been left out in the sun for a couple days? Or any India Pale Ale probably.
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« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 11:21:56 am »
Quote from: bdfreetuna;237533
Wow LD/50 (lethal dose for the average person) for alcohol is pretty low huh...

almost makes it seems reasonable to legalize drugs like cannabis, *********, ***, DMT....

Fortunately the WPG/50 (worshiping the porcelian god) of alcohol usually falls below the LD/50... thus, survival. Usually.

Quote from: ds673488;237530
mine said 2 Papst Blue Ribbons :huh:


When Pabst won that "blue ribbon" I really have to wonder what the competition was... Milwaukee\'s Best? Budweiser that had been left out in the sun for a couple days? Or any India Pale Ale probably.


Say what you will about the beast, but don\'t be talking shit about the IPAs ;)
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« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 11:36:19 am »
That\'s some bitter ass beer. That\'s all :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 01:16:08 pm »
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)


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oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...
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« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2009, 01:19:40 pm »
Quote from: lilblondie;237550
Quote from: NickNels;237528
Quote from: lilblondie;237525
14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)


shennanigans



oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...


you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

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