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« on: July 02, 2009, 01:58:43 pm »
Police: Teens mistake sex screams for assault
Four of them barge into bedroom and beat woman\'s lover, cops say

TORRINGTON, Connecticut - A group of teenagers misunderstood a woman\'s screams during sex and stopped what they thought was an assault by beating the woman\'s companion, police say.

A girl, two boys and a 19-year-old man were arrested Tuesday and arraigned Wednesday on assault and conspiracy charges.

On June 6, police say the 16-year-old girl, who lives in the home, heard the 34-year-old woman\'s screams and thought she was being attacked. It wasn\'t immediately clear how the woman and the teenager are related.

The girl rounded up some friends. Police say they went into the bedroom and beat the woman\'s 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him. He was treated at a hospital and released.

The woman hasn\'t returned a message left by The Associated Press. There is no phone listing for the man.


Copyright 2009 The Associated Press




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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 02:04:47 pm »
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The girl rounded up some friends. Police say they went into the bedroom and beat the woman\'s 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him. He was treated at a hospital and released.


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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 02:46:45 pm »
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The girl rounded up some friends. Police say they went into the bedroom and beat the woman\'s 25-year-old companion with a baseball bat and punched him. He was treated at a hospital and released.


:wah:

Lesson 1. Someone screaming for help often screams the word "help".  "Fuck me" is rarely used by someone in distress seeking outside assistance.

Lesson 2. When calling for help, don\'t call your dipshit teenage friends. This is what the police are for.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 03:07:36 pm »
I bet the story is more like this

16 year old girl has crush on 25 year old guy. She hears him screwing the lady makes up story and they beat the shit out of him


How hard is it to simply knock on the door and say " Hey you OK in there ?" at which time they quiet down.
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 08:42:09 pm »
Nice! Another Pro on the not having sex list.  So that\'s uh... 3 pros and 834756 cons.
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If trees could scream do you think we would be so cavalier to cut them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no good reason.

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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 11:39:48 pm »
Apparently, this 16 year old never had my former roommate as a roommate.  Nothing like watching the tv shake in the living room cause the headboard in the other room is hitting the wall.....
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« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 12:25:44 am »
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Apparently, this 16 year old never had my former roommate as a roommate.  Nothing like watching the tv shake in the living room cause the headboard in the other room is hitting the wall.....


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