Adrian Responds to Questions Regarding the Future of The Breakfast

[obsession600]

Yeah, at some point someone always tends to want some money in exchange for giving you a joy unit. That is why I always offer the ladies my "joy unit" for free.

[bdfreetuna]

What is your definition of success as a musician?

Having incredibly hot groupies have to make it through stage hands, bouncers, and the bass/drum/keys player before they can get to fuck the guitar player (switch up the order if you play drums bass or keys..). That and kids giving you really pure drugs for free just so they can say they did on Phantasy Tour like 10 years later. And a million dollar per album contract.

Do you feel the Breakfast is successful by your definition?

I don\'t feel. I just act.

Do you think the band considers themselves successful?

Successfully awesome at music, no doubt. Hopefully happy with their chosen path in life.

Do you think the band\'s aspirations for success have changed over the years?

I don\'t really know but I\'m sure they\'ve come to accept certain facts of life. I do know that they seem to be having as much fun on stage as ever. As long as they don\'t get totally shafted on a time slot or something.

In retrospect I don\'t think my reply really had any point. But I already wrote it so here I go clicking the button..

[ds673488]

The Breakfast: "We measure success, one melted face at a time."

[Mark]

:thumbsup:

[FreeSpirit]

The Breakfast: "We measure success, one melted face at a time."

^^ :lol: this should def be on a tshirt!

[Vassillios]

What is your definition of success as a musician?

Having incredibly hot groupies have to make it through stage hands, bouncers, and the bass/drum/keys player before they can get to fuck the guitar player (switch up the order if you play drums bass or keys..). That and kids giving you really pure drugs for free just so they can say they did on Phantasy Tour like 10 years later. And a million dollar per album contract.

yup

[KEN RAFLOWITZ]

Success as a musician:

Practising 400 hours on new material and then performing it.
Nobody claps and puts Skynyrd on the juke box.
Without a flinch you buy them a beer.

The most sexiest girl you\'ve ever seen wants to have a private party with you for two days.
You say,"Sorry lady I don\'t have time,I have to help my drummer pack up."

You drive four hours to play a gig for $300.
When you get there another band is setting up.
You ask the club owner,"What\'s going on here?"
He says\'"Oh sorry, I thought you guys were playing next week.Come back next week."
Without an argument you come back the next week.

You spend two years writing and recording a CD.
You finally finish it and give it to your mom.
She plays it and says,"When are you getting a real job?"

You play a gig at a bar.
Nobody notices you\'re in the room playing your heart out.
$2 in the tip jar.
When packing up an old drunk comes up to you and says,"You were so good, I didn\'t run home to watch the Yankee game!"
You leave feeling it was a good night.

[KEN RAFLOWITZ]

Success as a musician:

Practising 400 hours on new beer.

[KEN RAFLOWITZ]

Success as a musician:

Practising 400 hours on new material and then performing it.
Nobody claps and puts Skynyrd on the juke box.
Without a flinch you buy them a beer.

The most sexiest girl you\'ve ever seen wants to have a private party with you for two days.
You say,"Sorry lady I don\'t have time,I have to help my drummer pack up."

You drive four hours to play a gig for $300.
When you get there another band is setting up.
You ask the club owner,"What\'s going on here?"
He says\'"Oh,sorry I thought you guys were playing next week.Come back next week."
Without an argument you come back the next week.

You spend two years writing and recording a CD.
You finally finish it and give it to your mom.
She plays it and says,"When are you getting a real job?"

You play a gig at a bar.
Nobody notices you\'re in the room playing your heart out.
$2 in the tip jar.
When packing up an old drunk comes up to you and says,"You were so good, I didn\'t run home to watch the Yankee game!"
You leave feeling it was a good night.

[ellis-d]

Ken, your nuts.  nuff said.

[KEN RAFLOWITZ]

What about my nuts?

[inthewhitelodge]

"you\'re gonna love my nuts!" --- Vince (the Sham-wow guy who also punched a hooker)

[Jim Cobb]

"you\'re gonna love my nuts!" --- Vince (the Sham-wow guy who also punched a hooker)

"DOESN\'T DRIP!"

[obsession600]

"we\'re going to make America slim one slap at a time."
starting with this hooker

[Jim Cobb]

"we\'re going to make America slim one slap at a time."
starting with this hooker

rotfl