Success as a musician:
Practising 400 hours on new material and then performing it.
Nobody claps and puts Skynyrd on the juke box.
Without a flinch you buy them a beer.
The most sexiest girl you\'ve ever seen wants to have a private party with you for two days.
You say,"Sorry lady I don\'t have time,I have to help my drummer pack up."
You drive four hours to play a gig for $300.
When you get there another band is setting up.
You ask the club owner,"What\'s going on here?"
He says\'"Oh sorry, I thought you guys were playing next week.Come back next week."
Without an argument you come back the next week.
You spend two years writing and recording a CD.
You finally finish it and give it to your mom.
She plays it and says,"When are you getting a real job?"
You play a gig at a bar.
Nobody notices you\'re in the room playing your heart out.
$2 in the tip jar.
When packing up an old drunk comes up to you and says,"You were so good, I didn\'t run home to watch the Yankee game!"
You leave feeling it was a good night.
