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« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2009, 07:25:20 pm »
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pearl jam and nirvanna opening for red hot chili peppers, nye 93

the who opening for the dead (77-ish)

phish opening for willie nelson (farm aid)


Umm...I don\'t get it.  The first two sound totally kickass and the 3rd one is at least understandable.

Anyhow, it just occurred to me that the most bizarre lineups in music are definitely at college spring concerts.  I wish I could remember all the ridiculous band combos they had at UMass while I was there.  Al, can you help?  I think our freshman year was something like Strangefolk > Naughty By Nature > Smashmouth.  Wow.

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« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2009, 07:54:29 pm »
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« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2009, 08:19:19 pm »
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pearl jam and nirvanna opening for red hot chili peppers, nye 93

the who opening for the dead (77-ish)

phish opening for willie nelson (farm aid)


Umm...I don\'t get it.  The first two sound totally kickass and the 3rd one is at least understandable.

Anyhow, it just occurred to me that the most bizarre lineups in music are definitely at college spring concerts.  I wish I could remember all the ridiculous band combos they had at UMass while I was there.  Al, can you help?  I think our freshman year was something like Strangefolk > Naughty By Nature > Smashmouth.  Wow.


2000: Redman/Method Man, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Beanie Man, Biz Markie
2001: Lil\' Kim, Uncle Kracker, Dropkick Murphy\'s
2002: Ludacris, The Roots, Guster
2003: 50 Cent, Reel Big fish, Rahzel

There were some smaller bands thrown into the mix like a DMB cover band, Percy hill or Strangefolk as well as some side stage fillers but I can\'t remember which ones specifically.
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« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2009, 08:20:12 pm »
i think the anal ****/melissa etheridge tour would go off without a hitch. they could alternate opening slots  (wow that sounds disgusting)
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« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2009, 08:36:33 pm »
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i think the anal ****/melissa etheridge tour would go off without a hitch. they could alternate opening slots  (wow that sounds disgusting)


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« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2009, 08:45:20 pm »
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pearl jam and nirvanna opening for red hot chili peppers, nye 93

the who opening for the dead (77-ish)

phish opening for willie nelson (farm aid)


Umm...I don\'t get it.  The first two sound totally kickass and the 3rd one is at least understandable.

Anyhow, it just occurred to me that the most bizarre lineups in music are definitely at college spring concerts.  I wish I could remember all the ridiculous band combos they had at UMass while I was there.  Al, can you help?  I think our freshman year was something like Strangefolk > Naughty By Nature > Smashmouth.  Wow.


2000: Redman/Method Man, Long Beach Dub Allstars, Beanie Man, Biz Markie
2001: Lil\' Kim, Uncle Kracker, Dropkick Murphy\'s
2002: Ludacris, The Roots, Guster
2003: 50 Cent, Reel Big fish, Rahzel

There were some smaller bands thrown into the mix like a DMB cover band, Percy hill or Strangefolk as well as some side stage fillers but I can\'t remember which ones specifically.


sadly enough i\'d probably enjoy all those.
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« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2009, 09:04:47 pm »
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pearl jam and nirvana opening for red hot chili peppers, nye 93

the who opening for the dead (77-ish)

phish opening for willie nelson (farm aid)


Umm...I don\'t get it.  The first two sound totally kickass and the 3rd one is at least understandable.

Anyhow, it just occurred to me that the most bizarre lineups in music are definitely at college spring concerts.  I wish I could remember all the ridiculous band combos they had at UMass while I was there.  Al, can you help?  I think our freshman year was something like Strangefolk > Naughty By Nature > Smashmouth.  Wow.


nothing hilarious, they were just unique and stuck out in my head as crazy /funny sounding.
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« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2009, 09:40:13 pm »
Spring break @ my college senior year

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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2009, 09:55:16 pm »
When Radiohead headlined saturday night of roo!

100,000 drunk, high, and a spun out hippies ready to party hearty and enjoy some good time peak-festy rockin tunes and were instead treated to two hours of queer ass depressing un-danceable down tempo bullshit.  90% of the people there A)left B)sat or stood there motionless with their feet and asses cemented to the ground C) completely ignored the music D) had a bad trip, or some combination of the above ahhaaha. whata disaster.

I also remember one year at all good where the whole night of music was sick except for this one act on the main stage right in the middle of it all that was just some idiotic Chinese bitch dressed up like a total fool singing completely off key in a horrible whiny voice playing a fucking accordion.  The entire crowd was booing and moaning and heckling her without mercy for her entire set and the bitch deserved every bit of it.
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2009, 11:51:48 pm »
Yuto Miyazawa opening for DBB @ GOTV \'08.  Sad, really.
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2009, 09:04:44 am »
Grateful Dead opening for The Doors - 1967

Springsteen opening for:
- Bonnie Rait
- Cheech & Chong
- Chicago
- Sha Na Na
- Three Dog Night
- Bon Jovi
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2009, 10:10:15 am »
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Grateful Dead opening for The Doors - 1967

Springsteen opening for:
- Bonnie Rait
- Cheech & Chong
- Chicago
- Sha Na Na
- Three Dog Night
- Bon Jovi

Bill Brasky named the band Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2009, 10:12:20 am »
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Grateful Dead opening for The Doors - 1967

Springsteen opening for:
- Bonnie Rait
- Cheech & Chong
- Chicago
- Sha Na Na
- Three Dog Night
- Bon Jovi

Bill Brasky named the band Sha Na Na. They did not want to be called that.


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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2009, 10:30:52 am »
last night was pretty funny....
burlesque dancer opening for rudder (keith carlock/tim lefebvre) @ a strip club on the lower east side.  i, along with about a hundred other crazy jazz fanatics were in shock.  lol....her alias was magdalena fox, and her background music was motown hits....wtf?  i wonder if she knew what a privilege it was to share a stage with the best damn session players nyc has ever seen....wtf?

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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2009, 10:44:23 am »
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last night was pretty funny....
burlesque dancer opening for rudder (keith carlock/tim lefebvre) @ a strip club on the lower east side.  i, along with about a hundred other crazy jazz fanatics were in shock.  lol....her alias was magdalena fox, and her background music was motown hits....wtf?  i wonder if she knew what a privilege it was to share a stage with the best damn session players nyc has ever seen....wtf?


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