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« on: January 30, 2009, 02:15:29 pm »
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

Toothy raccoon bit off manhood

By STAFF REPORTER

Published: 26 Jan 2009

A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

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« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2009, 03:03:11 pm »
Only those Russians...
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« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2009, 03:04:37 pm »
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“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."


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« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2009, 03:06:53 pm »
Doctors shouldn\'t help that sick SOB.

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« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2009, 03:08:30 pm »
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Doctors shouldn\'t help that sick SOB.


It is their job. That is like an EMT showing up to a scene of the accident and not helping save the life or limb of the drunkard who caused the accident.
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« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2009, 03:17:51 pm »
haha amazing...that article is written hilariously
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« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2009, 07:42:33 pm »
WTF was this guy thinking?  Proof that vodka can be harmful to your health.
« Last Edit: January 30, 2009, 07:44:36 pm by Rickey Roux »
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« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2009, 11:42:22 pm »
i wanna be this dudes facebook buddy...
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