Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes

[Spacey]

not really bing a bbq guy I have not really looked at this thread until now...

that said, you people are all insane. Enjoy your clogged arteries! :wave:

Health nuts... won\'t you ever learn.  Ever wonder why so many healthcare workers in Long Term Care (aka Old Folks Homes) are fat smokers?  Because they\'ve seen the last quarter of life and they don\'t care to live it.  Enjoy it while ya still can!

In the end, we all end up dead. Might as well enjoy it.

Eat health, die.
Eat bad, die.
Smoke, die
Not smoke, die.

[davepeck]

[Lexington]

o god. i love this thread again

[SlimPickens]

Thanks Dave, just when I forgot about that swine killer.

Spacey, superbowl plans?

[SlimPickens]

http://unusuallife.com/2009/01/29/bacon-world/

At first glance, these images look like painted landscapes covered in snow. However, if you look a little more closely you will see that the landscape is made of bacon and other cold cuts. These aren’t paintings but true photos! Also everything you can see in the photograph is made of real food! Pictures were photographed by Carl Warner, a photographer who works in London, and who made specialty of these food landscapes or how I like to call them - ‘foodscapes’. In recent years he has been commissioned by many advertising agencies throughout Europe to produce his distinctive images for clients in the food industry. Each scene is photographed in layers from foreground to background.

[Spacey]

Most delicious place I have ever seen.

[Lexington]

that took me like 10 minutes to figure out what was going on. pretty cool. i wonder if he eat it afterwards

[Wolfman]

We had this at the Super Bowl party I was at on Sunday.  Not even kidding.  IT was delicious.

[KEN RAFLOWITZ]

Old World Style Sausage Recipe:

Take Fresh Pig Guts And Chop,Chop,Chop.
Mix In Saute`ed Onions & Garlic.
Take Six Handfuls Of Mix & Insert It Up Your Large Intestine.
Eat Lot\'s Of Spices.
Take Three Shots Of Tabasco Sauce.
Jump Up And Down Often.
Go To Yoga Class.
Eat Fiber.Drink Prune Juice.
Dump Into A Large Mixing Bowl.
Form Into Log Rolls.
Stuff Into Pig\'s(De-pooped)Intestine.
Broil In Oven Until Golden Brown.
Serves Twelve.
ENJOY!

Note:Vegetarian View Of Sausage

[derickw]

:headscratch:

[Gfunk]

Old Family Sausage Recipe:
Take Fresh Pig Guts And Chop,Chop,Chop.
Mix In Spices & Chop,Chop,Chop.
Take Six Handfuls Of Mix & Shove It Up Your Ass.
Leave It Up There For Two Days Until Mixture Is Nice & Brown.
Remove Mix Using A Very Long Spoon.
Roast In Oven Until Crispy & Juicy.
Invite Friends Over For A Special Feast.
Serve With Pulled Pork Sauce! ENJOY!

bwahahahahahahah rotfl

[davepeck]

bacon donut.

[davepeck]

krispy kreme bacon cheeseburgers.

[tyzack]

krispy kreme bacon cheeseburgers.

It should be noted that krispy kreme got investigated by the SEC shortly after releasing that product, probably because the investigators were more mad with the company that made half of their golf team die of heart attacks than the frudulant investor whose golf club they were golfing at.

Also, reading this made me think of bacon:

You can\'t really have a thread about ancient superweapons without mentioning the War Elephant. These things were a formidable foe, arguably being the main reason Alexander the Great didn\'t manage to conquer all of India. They had a relevant role in European combat from about 300BC to whenever Europe ran out of elephants.

The use of the war elephant was based on the idea that a 14 ft tall animal that can trample you easily is fucking scary, as well as putting a dude or two with bows and arrows to ride on top of it. Some of the more well known elephantieers of the Ancient Era were Pyrrhus and Hannibal, both of whom fought against the Romans.

The Romans came up with at least two effective methods of countering war elephants. One way was to step out of their way, since they could only apparently be ordered to charge forward. The other, more entertaining method was to light pigs on fire and have them run at the elephants, completely freaking the giant animals out and hopefully wrecking some havoc on enemy troops. This method is attested to by the historian Pliny the Elder, who remarked that elephants are easily frightened by a squealing pig.

[Spacey]

I just want to have a heart-attack looking at those things.