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Wolfman

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« on: January 13, 2004, 12:09:29 am »
Every post in this thread must be a Haiku about PB.  Here we go!

Tim\'s guitar afire
Burning eyes and ears alike
Screeching to a sprint
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Innocent Harry
Needed assistance badly
Must\'ve been the drugs
*   *   *
More hair than Poison
Jams sweet like fresh made Smuckers
On your breakfast toast



P.S.  In case you don\'t know, a Haiku is a 3-line poem, with the first and third lines containing 5 syllables and the second line containing 7 syllables.
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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2004, 01:18:37 pm »
He is Freddy Wah
Guiness he drinks like a fish
Sam she sure gets pissed
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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2004, 01:30:39 pm »
marcial,where u been man?
still workin on that tan man?
i hope your still a pb fan man..

what the fuck is up over here?
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take the E to the A to the D...you\'ll be all set

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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2004, 01:42:55 pm »
freddie...

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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2004, 02:22:25 pm »
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.

At night when i sleep
rarely to i dream so sweet
bug hit windshieldy
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2004, 02:31:39 pm »
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Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.


Haikus are phaddy
But the world is bound to learn
Wahkus are better
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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2004, 03:03:52 pm »
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Originally posted by DocEllis70
Wolf, i think now is when you have to explain to some what a syllable is.


I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright...until you hear them speak.

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2004, 03:11:35 pm »
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Originally posted by Todd


I think it is time
for EVERYONE who wants to post
to follow the rules


Unfortunately
Todd cannot count to seven
Which explains a lot
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2004, 04:33:47 pm »
Peace and Love Surround me
Vermont is Beautiful Isn\'t it
Pass that thing over here
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2004, 05:04:56 pm »
Call Them The Breakfast
Whats In A Name Anyway?
They Rock Regardless
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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2004, 05:50:21 pm »
im totally lost
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« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2004, 06:11:28 pm »
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize
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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2004, 07:50:58 pm »
yeah! i want to say,
this is my hundredth post
and i\'m here to stay!
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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2004, 07:53:00 pm »
.... does hundredth have two or three syllables??
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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2004, 09:42:47 pm »
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Originally posted by Todd
My mistake it was
I was real rushed at lunch
I apologize



once again Todd.. the second line has 7 syllables. Not 8 and not 6. ITS PRETTY FUKIN EASY...just put your hand under your chin and say the word...the amount of times your chin hits your hand is the # of syllables.
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