Author Topic: Introducing: The Official "According to Yoda..." Thread!!! (Read 19555 times)

Yoda · « **Reply #150 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:38:22 am »

The thing that stinks is, I always have to ask the pizza place that I eat at whether they made their sauce with meat, because that would be a no no. Luckily, around here, they don\'t on Ash Wednesday and on Fridays during Lent.

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i went to sally\'s last night and wiped some black shit on my face accidentally... think god will accept that as a substitute?

I think you may be good dave... I think that if you believe in your heart that the burnt cornmeal is ashes, by dogmatic law, they will in fact be seen as ashes...

I guess I\'m alone on this one...

Appears to be and there is nothing wrong with that. Too each their own faith.

I have no problem with being alone on this one...

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now...us meeting at sally\'s on ash wednesday and smearing cormeal ashes on ourselves could become a "tradition",

Then someone has to get double ashes for me.

davepeck · « **Reply #151 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:41:36 am »

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now...us meeting at sally\'s on ash wednesday and smearing cormeal ashes on ourselves could become a "tradition",

i think you\'re onto something here duane...

oldnewbie · « **Reply #152 on:** February 25, 2009, 11:56:03 am »

as long as it doesn\'t evolve into something resembling faith.....i\'m in!

Todd · « **Reply #153 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:18:21 pm »

So this is why, when I went to the local deli and ordered a fat steak and chee sub, some ugly bitch with shit on her forehead gave me an evil look...:shrug: Who knew?

davepeck · « **Reply #154 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:19:47 pm »

i don\'t even eat red meat but i\'d consider doing it today just out of spite.

Yoda · « **Reply #155 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:23:56 pm »

Didn\'t mean to start a holy war...again.

Lexington · « **Reply #156 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:44:55 pm »

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So this is why, when I went to the local deli and ordered a fat steak and chee sub, some ugly bitch with shit on her forehead gave me an evil look...:shrug: Who knew?

ahahahaha

now thats dick!

oldnewbie · « **Reply #157 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:47:32 pm »

that\'s cause the shit on your forhead looked different from hers :duck:

jking · « **Reply #158 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:49:20 pm »

i\'m currently eating two types of meat.

AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!

also, nothing on my forehead, i bathe.

but don\'t worry about me. i wasn\'t baptized, so all these silly rules and stuff don\'t apply to me. i get to go to the heaven of my choosing!!

SkyePrizm · « **Reply #159 on:** February 25, 2009, 01:55:22 pm »

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Just want to get a sense and see I\'m the only one still following tradition:

- Is anyone getting ashes today
- Is anyone fasting today
- Is anyone abstaining from eating meat today

*raising and waving hand*

I did and are doing all three today. thats what 14 years of catholic school does to ya. BRAINWASHES you.

and i\'ll add, lent rocks cause i get pizza every friday.

Yoda · « **Reply #160 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:04:07 pm »

I only had 4, but I lived with my grandmother for 8 years who is off the boat Italian and basically the pillar of the church. At least I didn\'t go the way of my cousin; he was a Franciscan Brother for a while...

SkyePrizm · « **Reply #161 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:31:07 pm »

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I only had 4, but I lived with my grandmother for 8 years who is off the boat Italian and basically the pillar of the church. At least I didn\'t go the way of my cousin; he was a Franciscan Brother for a while...

Yeah, i had K-8 at one school, all 4 years of high school, and i even went one year to a catholic college. And then somehow i broke loose;)

And i know how you feel with the grandmother. Except mine is Irish

i was raised by mine. Let\'s just say our house was interesting, she has a framed photo of the pope in her bedroom. And a giant crucifix in the hallway. And little religious statues around the house.......while my grandfather, he prayed to the god of baseball

Yoda · « **Reply #162 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:32:42 pm »

We bought my wife\'s grandparent\'s house and there was statues, crosses and a picture of JFK in basically every room. Now there\'s a cross in the kitchen, and the bedrooms with a statue of mary outside.

SkyePrizm · « **Reply #163 on:** February 25, 2009, 02:35:24 pm »

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We bought my wife\'s grandparent\'s house and there was statues, crosses and a picture of JFK in basically every room. Now there\'s a cross in the kitchen, and the bedrooms with a statue of mary outside.

yup,that\'s right, i forgot the JFK! He was in the house too. The one time my grandma voted facist......

Yoda · « **Reply #164 on:** February 25, 2009, 03:43:09 pm »

Just got word that they\'re moving my grandmother to hospice... Fuck...

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Author Topic: Introducing: The Official "According to Yoda..." Thread!!! (Read 19555 times)