The Official "Chip" of the Day Thread

[ChrisF]

i guess u wont be buying any SOY CHIPS any time soon!

[derickw]

did you check under the seat of your car? at your desk at work?

[FrankZappa]

The last place I had it was in the drive through in the car, then went home, got up and noticed it missing when I was driving another car a few hours later, so it has to be in my car or at my house. Just have to keep looking.

[derickw]

i hate finding stuff after you already accepted it\'s gone, it\'s like a double kick to the junk

[FrankZappa]

yea, especially something like this where you have to cancel credit cards, get a new license, etc.

In other news, they had free eye screenings at work today. I\'ve always been above 20/20 even though I\'m color blind. So I couldn\'t resist. It\'s in the cafe at work, there are like 20 people standing around. She says to me "Read the smallest line you can." Visions of bugs bunny cartoons in my head, I said "The smallest line?" She says, "Start with line 6." Ok. (read as fast as possible):

E O D I S T 6
W Q I S A B Y 7
L D E F P O T F  8
Z M K O D L I S A 9
L I D O Q C X V W M 10
P D O G S A H K F P E S A 11
ADMINISTER TEST AT DISTANCE OF 10 FEET
COPYRIGHT 1994

needless to say I passed along with a "you\'ve got to be kidding me" rotfl

[Drew_Kingsley]

In other news, they had free eye screenings at work today. I\'ve always been above 20/20 even though I\'m color blind. So I couldn\'t resist. It\'s in the cafe at work, there are like 20 people standing around. She says to me "Read the smallest line you can." Visions of bugs bunny cartoons in my head, I said "The smallest line?" She says, "Start with line 6." Ok. (read as fast as possible):

E O D I S T 6
W Q I S A B Y 7
L D E F P O T F  8
Z M K O D L I S A 9
L I D O Q C X V W M 10
P D O G S A H K F P E S A 11
ADMINISTER TEST AT DISTANCE OF 10 FEET
COPYRIGHT 1994

needless to say I passed along with a "you\'ve got to be kidding me" rotfl

My vision was so bad when I was younger, the eye doctor assumed that I didn\'t know my letters. I couldn\'t read the big \'E\' on the top line (and was too young to know that every eye chart has a big \'E\' on the top line).

[FrankZappa]

I had an eye exam like 2 years ago and was sure I\'d need glasses as it was my first one since like 6th grade and I could tell my eyes had gotten much worse in that time but I was still above 20/20. Scary to think what I was as a kid then. They wanted to check something and gave me drops to dilate my eyes, it slowly got harder and harder to read, than damn near impossible after about 20 minutes in the waiting room but I was still able to figure out what the words were and keep reading until he brought me back in to check them again. I told him that I was having trouble reading for the last few minutes and he said you\'re not suppose to be able to read at all with the drops in. :shrug:

[ChrisF]

yea, especially something like this where you have to cancel credit cards, get a new license, etc.

when u find your wallet sell your old license to an underager who needs an id to make it worth your trouble.

[FrankZappa]

:sigh:

I\'m sure the card would be flagged. Luckily, I\'m a very rare build so not many people could use it.
5-8
Caucasian
short brown hair
medium build
aprox 150-200lbs

you think you could find someone who meets that definition?
:lol:

[FrankZappa]

You have nothing better to do at work christine? :sigh:

[Yoda]

What is this Paul?  I see my name in the upper left-hand corner?

[ChrisF]

:sigh:

I\'m sure the card would be flagged. Luckily, I\'m a very rare build so not many people could use it.

yeah and the person using it would be be the next sorry chip to make this thread

You have nothing better to do at work christine? :sigh:

textbook callout!!! dooozie!!!

[booztravlr]

Watch the tears of Soy come raining down...

[jocelyn]

Wow... that\'s ridiculous.

[peaches626]

soy.


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