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« Reply #105 on: January 29, 2009, 09:24:00 am »
Can\'t find a way to embed it, so you\'ll have to go to the following link:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7857469.stm

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« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2009, 12:02:36 pm »



Sorry Chip
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« Reply #107 on: February 05, 2009, 10:09:48 am »
These jamokes might want to take a Physics course. Soy!

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« Reply #108 on: February 05, 2009, 12:58:21 pm »
anything moving at speed x and then pushed forward via another force, y, will now travel at a combined speed of x+y.

aka if a hand gun fires at a speed of 700mph, and I\'m in a car that\'s going 100 mph, the bullet will leave the gun at a speed of 800mph.
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« Reply #109 on: February 06, 2009, 04:04:36 pm »
This guy goes to appeal his prison sentence for raping and killing a 13 year old, and the review board ADDS 6 years to his sentence. This makes me proud of CT. Hope he dies in prison.

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Hartford (AP) - An appeal has backfired for a former New Milford man serving a 36-year prison sentence for the gang rape and murder of a 13-year-old girl in 1997.

Ronald Rajcok appealed to the State Judicial Review Division to reduce his sentence, but a three-judge panel instead decided this week to add six more years to his prison term because of how brutal the killing was.

The judges voted 2-1 to impose the maximum 42-year sentence allowed by law.

Rajcok and seven other people were convicted of killing Maryann Measles. The teenager was kidnapped from a New Milford grocery store parking, raped, strangled and wrapped in a blanket, then dumped in the Housatonic River. Her body was found months later floating in Lake Lillinonah.

Rajcok\'s lawyer says he is stunned by the judges\' decision and plans an appeal.
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« Reply #110 on: February 06, 2009, 06:58:03 pm »
Quote from: FrankZappa;218941
anything moving at speed x and then pushed forward via another force, y, will now travel at a combined speed of x+y.

aka if a hand gun fires at a speed of 700mph, and I\'m in a car that\'s going 100 mph, the bullet will leave the gun at a speed of 800mph.


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« Reply #111 on: February 06, 2009, 09:16:38 pm »
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These jamokes might want to take a Physics course. Soy!

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you\'re nuts, junior.

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« Reply #112 on: February 11, 2009, 01:09:43 am »
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« Reply #113 on: February 11, 2009, 06:26:55 am »
Wow I really hate that woman.
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« Reply #114 on: February 11, 2009, 06:27:45 am »
Wow I really hate that woman.
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« Reply #115 on: February 11, 2009, 07:00:50 am »
Quote from: peaches626;219440
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Weeeeeell which is it?!!  Are you falling or are you stuck?

I think Janice had it right.  She obviously knows this drama queen better then any of us, so just keep laughing your ass off Janice, don\'t let your stupid friends freak out ruin your carnival fun.
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« Reply #116 on: February 11, 2009, 02:38:52 pm »
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« Reply #117 on: February 11, 2009, 03:31:57 pm »
At least Janice is nicer than Blanches sister

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« Reply #118 on: February 16, 2009, 03:34:26 pm »
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« Reply #119 on: February 16, 2009, 03:41:42 pm »
my friend lacy from work, married, 2 young kids, got the vacation time, booked the hotels, had her husband get 4 new tires and hit the road this morning for disneyworld. CT >FLA.

just got the textmessage, flat tire. didn\'t hit anything, it just ripped right off while going down the road. I told her to keep it and complain to the place that you bought it from as defective. :doh:
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