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« Reply #135 on: April 28, 2008, 10:34:39 pm »
Going to the game tomorrow. Hope it doesn\'t get rained out.

After the game, I plan to drink one of each of the different beers at Boston Beer Works, and two shots of Jager from each bar within a 10-block radius of Lansdowne. Then I\'m going to drive across the Tobin Bridge with my headlights off, belting "Born in the U.S.A.," just for Yoda.   ;)
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« Reply #136 on: April 29, 2008, 01:31:09 am »
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Going to the game tomorrow. Hope it doesn\'t get rained out.

After the game, I plan to drink one of each of the different beers at Boston Beer Works, and two shots of Jager from each bar within a 10-block radius of Lansdowne. Then I\'m going to drive across the Tobin Bridge with my headlights off, belting "Born in the U.S.A.," just for Yoda.   ;)


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« Reply #137 on: April 29, 2008, 01:35:55 am »
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Going to the game tomorrow. Hope it doesn\'t get rained out.

After the game, I plan to drink one of each of the different beers at Boston Beer Works, and two shots of Jager from each bar within a 10-block radius of Lansdowne. Then I\'m going to drive across the Tobin Bridge with my headlights off, belting "Born in the U.S.A.," just for Yoda.   ;)


Hit a couple parked cars while you\'re at it!! :duck:
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« Reply #138 on: April 29, 2008, 12:01:36 pm »
Ohhhhhh snap!
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« Reply #139 on: April 29, 2008, 01:53:00 pm »
I know you\'re just joking about the other thread, but as this is a public forum and you don\'t know if someone else reading this may have lost someone in this way, let\'s try and  keep the jokes a little more tasteful.

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« Reply #140 on: April 29, 2008, 02:50:59 pm »
Yes daddy...
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« Reply #141 on: May 04, 2008, 07:33:41 pm »
Way to take two of three on the road against a very solid team.

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« Reply #142 on: May 04, 2008, 08:26:52 pm »
yep heck of a game today. I thought we were fucked when willie let sosa take the ball but somehow we got out of it.

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« Reply #144 on: May 06, 2008, 12:31:42 am »
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NASHUA, N.H.—A woman accused of running down a man in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in, a prosecutor said Monday.

more stories like this"She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people," prosecutor Susan Morrell said of Ivonne Hernandez, who is charged with reckless second-degree murder in the death early Friday of Matthew Beaudoin, 29.

Hernandez was ordered held without bail after being arraigned Monday in Nashua District Court. The charges, including aggravated drunken driving, are felonies, so Hernandez could not enter a plea.

Her public defender, James Quay, did not immediately return a call seeking comment.

Authorities won\'t describe the argument beforehand in Slade\'s Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting "Yankees suck!" when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez\'s car.

Hernandez, 43, allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Beaudoin\'s sister Faith Beaudoin said Hughes had only minor injuries, because her brother shielded her. Beaudoin died of massive head trauma at a hospital, Morrell said.

Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She acknowledged she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell, a senior assistant attorney general. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.

"She indicated to police that she wanted to scare this group of people. She thought they would get out of the way," Morrell said.

Moran told The Telegraph of Nashua during the weekend that Beaudoin came to the bar regularly to socialize, sing karaoke and have fun.

"He came to hang out. He didn\'t really drink much," she said.

Chris Lovett, a disc jockey at Slade\'s, told the New Hampshire Union Leader that Beaudoin kept to himself and "wasn\'t an instigator."

Faith Beaudoin said her brother, who lived in Nashua, was a 1997 graduate of Nashua High School who worked dealing poker at Sharky\'s in Manchester and Nashua. She said his organs, including his heart, live and kidneys, were donated in hopes of saving other people\'s lives.

"He was always helping people when he was alive, and he\'s still saving lives," she said, choking back tears during the weekend.


This is just downright awful.  It\'s fuckin baseball people.  Just baseball.
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« Reply #145 on: May 06, 2008, 01:15:39 am »
Jeez Slade\'s is usually a pretty low-key place.

I have a feeling this had as much to do with alcohol as it did with baseball.

Terrible.
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« Reply #146 on: May 09, 2008, 11:31:15 pm »
oh man Papelbon what happened....
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« Reply #147 on: May 10, 2008, 11:31:37 am »
^^  2 nights in a row ?!!? hes killing me right now, thank god its early
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« Reply #148 on: May 15, 2008, 11:52:54 am »
manny\'s high fiving the dude in the stands after a running catch and before throwing it in to double up the guy at first was fkin hilarious
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« Reply #149 on: May 17, 2008, 03:40:15 pm »
I usually stay up-to-date on things via this annual thread.   Things have been quiet/calm thus far.  

Just noticed the perennially hapless Tampa Bay Devil Rays are off to a good start.
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