Is there an offical pointless election banter thread anywhere?

[peaches626]

just got back from rockin the vote.

in and out in 10 mins, vote early-

looks like a rough line already in the big cities

[tyzack]

EVERYONE go OUT TOMORROW AND VOTE.

or today

[boombox]

All I can say is good luck, guys - may the best [-]best[/-] right man win!

[derickw]

All I can say is good luck, guys - may the [-]best [-]best[/-] right man [/-] lesser of two evils win!

[wildcoyote]

George W. Bush will still win Florida.

[NickNels]

Redskins loss last night = Obama victory!

So if you haven\'t voted yet, don\'t worry about it, it\'s in the bag
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No, but really, GO VOTE FASTER!

[Gfunk]

Found out how to write-in a candidate. Yee-haw

I am not so hopeful about whoever gets this presidency. But then again, not many presidents have done the job well since Taft.

how do you feel about throwin your vote away?
just kiddin.
the 2 party system sucks, goodfahyou.

[stefpav]

So the problems I\'ve heard thus far with voting today:

1) Apparently in Virginia or West Virginia (don\'t remember which) there was a real kicker of a rain storm in the morning.  So when people walked in to vote they were dripping wet.  When they got their ballots, the ballots became wet and the ballot machine wouldn\'t register them.  So there are many ballots now drying in a big box waiting for processing!  

2) One of the polling facilities in Providence was shut down because a white powdery substance was found under one of the tables, of course making people jump to the conclusion that it\'s anthrax.  (Personally, i think it\'s just a coke-head...I mean, look at the area of the facility).  Then it was announced that a man was rushed to the hospital.  (Wouldn\'t doubt it if he was the coke-head and just OD).

On a funnier note:

It was broadcast on CNN (i believe) that a woman made her decision of who to vote for by tossing a quarter.  She stated heads = Obama, tails = McCain.  It landed on heads  

[tyzack]

2) One of the polling facilities in Providence was shut down because a white powdery substance was found under one of the tables, of course making people jump to the conclusion that it\'s anthrax.  (Personally, i think it\'s just a coke-head...I mean, look at the area of the facility).  Then it was announced that a man was rushed to the hospital.  (Wouldn\'t doubt it if he was the coke-head and just OD).
 

God I hate this city.

Hopefully it\'s not mine, because the place i did my primary vote was a ghetto-r-us housing development.

[stefpav]

2) One of the polling facilities in Providence was shut down because a white powdery substance was found under one of the tables, of course making people jump to the conclusion that it\'s anthrax.  (Personally, i think it\'s just a coke-head...I mean, look at the area of the facility).  Then it was announced that a man was rushed to the hospital.  (Wouldn\'t doubt it if he was the coke-head and just OD).
 

God I hate this city.

Hopefully it\'s not mine, because the place i did my primary vote was a ghetto-r-us housing development.

I don\'t think they said the exact location...but if they did i didn\'t care enough to pay attention.  i was just thinking that i felt bad for the people that get there and realize they need to go somewhere else instead.  hope everyone makes it in time to cast their ballots.

[bezerker]

president barack obama

[peaches626]

president elect. noob

[bezerker]

president barack obama

[peaches626]

ouch.

[bezerker]

whatever i voted for george anyway. help me out, brah