Is there an offical pointless election banter thread anywhere?

[Gordo]

^^^Niiiiiice! :lol:

[Gfunk]

[tyzack]

Not all originals, but some are funny:

A collection of election-related gifs

[SlimPickens]

papa, that\'s some funny ass shit!!!

[tyzack]

If anyone watched The Daily Show last night, the bit on how both campaigns are using fear to sell their candidates was perfect.

And distrubing.

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[gitCHu ONe.]

Dance Off

[inthewhitelodge]

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Joe the Plumber, America\'s most famous tradesman, said Thursday he doesn\'t have a license and doesn\'t need one.

Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the nickname facist John McCain bestowed on him during Wednesday\'s presidential debate, said he works for a small plumbing company that does residential work. Because he works for someone else, he doesn\'t need a license, he said.

But the county Wurzelbacher and his employer live in, Lucas County, requires plumbers to have licenses. Neither Wurzelbacher nor his employer are licensed there, said Cheryl Schimming of Lucas County Building Regulations, which handles plumber licenses in parts of the county outside Toledo.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27207215/

Wurzelbacher, 34, said he doesn\'t have a good plan put together on how he would buy Newell Plumbing and Heating in nearby Toledo.

He said the business consists of owner Al Newell and him. Wurzelbacher said he\'s worked there for six years and that the two have talked about his taking it over at some point.

The McCain camp was so focused on finding someone that fit a "joe six pack" mold, that they didn\'t really care that the guy wasn\'t a legal plumber and that he really had no plan to buy a plumbing company.

The truth is, he is getting his master\'s license at school. He works under his employer\'s license now, which is LEGAL. That\'s what we equate to a tradesman apprenticeship. Seriously, I am not for McCain or Obama, but you can\'t take piecework of the whole story.

[Gordo]

Dance Off

That\'s awesome!

[inthewhitelodge]

they should just say fuck it and get out their white robes and pointy hats.

Wow, dude. That sounds more racist than anything they said. I know it\'s a joke, but picking apart white people is just as faulty as picking apart any other race.

[Gfunk]

they should just say fuck it and get out their white robes and pointy hats.

Wow, dude. That sounds more racist than anything they said. I know it\'s a joke, but picking apart white people is just as faulty as picking apart any other race.

are you ser? did you watch that video? yeah, i\'m racist, I hate white people. :rolleyes:

[Gordo]

they should just say fuck it and get out their white robes and pointy hats.

Wow, dude. That sounds more racist than anything they said. I know it\'s a joke, but picking apart white people is just as faulty as picking apart any other race.

are you ser? did you watch that video? yeah, i\'m racist, I hate white people. :rolleyes:

I concur. Wow, lodge, dude, so you can\'t, like, pick apart anyone who sounds like a fucking bigot. Go iron your panties.

If anyone watched The Daily Show last night, the bit on how both campaigns are using fear to sell their candidates was perfect.

And distrubing.

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"Apart from the fact that he isn\'t, why is he a muslim?"  rotfl

[Klout]

I cant wait to NOT have to see McCain and Palin faces on the news everyday.

That said, Obama\'s energy plan is a major dangledooze and he does not understand the real causes or solutions to the housing and financial crisis at all but nobody in Washington does.  I am contributing to an op-ed piece to explain all this in detail that will (hopefully) be in the times before the lame duck\'s last ditch effort to permanently fuck over the entire world on Nov. 15th. I\'ll let you know.

[inthewhitelodge]

they should just say fuck it and get out their white robes and pointy hats.

Wow, dude. That sounds more racist than anything they said. I know it\'s a joke, but picking apart white people is just as faulty as picking apart any other race.

are you ser? did you watch that video? yeah, i\'m racist, I hate white people. :rolleyes:

 I should\'ve written "might have said" b/c I had not yet watched it.:thumbsdow

[peaches626]

Klout, i would suggest that Ron Paul has an idea of the causes to our financial crisis.  he is a real smart guy, you should youtube him and hear what he has to say...

[inthewhitelodge]

I cant wait to NOT have to see McCain and Palin faces on the news everyday.

That said, Obama\'s energy plan is a major dangledooze and he does not understand the real causes or solutions to the housing and financial crisis at all but nobody in Washington does.  I am contributing to an op-ed piece to explain all this in detail that will (hopefully) be in the times before the lame duck\'s last ditch effort to permanently fuck over the entire world on Nov. 15th. I\'ll let you know.

We probably all agree, concerning the energy crisis: Perhaps we should start by getting the hell out of Iraq!
Why not use some of the money to help Americans develop our own energy solutions, all of which could allow our businesses to thrive (if only they keep the jobs here and don\'t outsource them to China and India).

As for the financial crisis, a nice place to start is with the Federal Reserve (a private bank empire of danglers who answer to NOONE in the gov\'t) should stop inflating the dollar by printing more bills with no actual standard of currency to back it up.
This way they could stop stealing people\'s savings that have devalued as a result of the inflation curve. Perhaps they might stop bailing each financial empire out with our tax money? Plenty of congressman and women have spoken out about this concern; facists, Independents, Greens, Constitutionalists, Libertarians, facists, and Working Families Party members.

Klout, i would suggest that Ron Paul has an idea of the causes to our financial crisis.  he is a real smart guy, you should youtube him and hear what he has to say...

Dude, you made me smile. Thank you for mentioning this man.