Is there an offical pointless election banter thread anywhere?

[Gordo]

Jesus... yikes is right. That oldie is just pissed that she can\'t still enslave black people, not that Obama doesn\'t care about white people. Seriously though, a rally like that should be enough to bury the candidate it supports. Fucking archaic. Obviously I\'m not saying those peeps represent the entire GOP base, but it\'s crazy how many mccain/palin crowds still push the absurd terrorism bullshit and wear their racism on their sleeves. Insane. Not to mention how many silent racist supporters they have, those who have learned to stand a bit more proper publicly but still say they "just can\'t vote for a Successful and Attractive African American." Crazy crazy crazy uneducated morons. That\'d be sweet if there was a god to deny them access to heaven based on their bigotry. Fucking morons.

[Gfunk]

they should just say fuck it and get out their white robes and pointy hats.

[Gordo]

The United States of Anglopower! McCain and Palin! McCain and Palin! The United States of Anglopower! McCain and Palin hooray hooray!

We need Clayton Bigsby (Chapelle show) back on the air for a skit with chants like these. Shit would be hilarious.

[princesscaspian]

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=10100061&ch=4226716&src=news

anyone check this out? thoughts? poor brownie. and pretty awful report... totally one-sided. i hate that guy... he did this blatantly one-sided report on prescription errors a couple years ago, really boiled my blood.

anyway, this report was insane. just because you don\'t know what the supreme court justices look like, doesn\'t mean you are uneducated and your opinions aren\'t valid.... uggh. awful.

[estahwhaddup]

yikes

AAAAHh he aint christian hes a terrrist and Palin is filled with the holy spirit. what a bunch of ignoramuses

this is exactly why i am convinced and fearful that mccain/palin are going to win b/c of these people.  aaagghhh it makes me so angry!!  praying for an obama miracle come nov 4.

[tyzack]

yikes

AAAAHh he aint christian hes a terrrist and Palin is filled with the holy spirit. what a bunch of ignoramuses

this is exactly why i am convinced and fearful that mccain/palin are going to win b/c of these people.  aaagghhh it makes me so angry!!  praying for an obama miracle come nov 4.

Firstly, those people are scary. I wonder if they actually believe what they are saying.

Secondly, thank Al-Jazera for this wonderful report, CNN/Fox would not have the balls to air those interviews.

[peaches626]

this is the guy that creeps me out...

[tyzack]

With the debate coming up tongiht, has anyone noticed the of the two candiates, McCain does a better job than Obama at directly answering the question asked?

[jking]

http://palinaspresident.com/

just click around on different things... hilarious!

[SlimPickens]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
 
(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
 
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country\'s attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the \'Wal-Mart\'s policy, \'If we ain\'t got it, you don\'t need it.\'
 
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
 
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict ord ers no t to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
 
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn\'t put nuttin in, you ain\'t gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
 
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you\'re banned for life.
 
( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.  If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
 
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
 
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultima tely lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we\'l l ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it\'s a worthy cause.
 
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
 
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
 
Sorry if I stepped on anyone\'s toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you\'re gonna get.  Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
                 God Bless  America  !!!! !!!!!! !

                                                  Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

There\'s very little on this list that I agree with, first and foremost that it was penned by Bill Cosby.  In fact, I believe the first time I read it, in \'04, it was said to be written by George Carlin, who I\'m sure didn\'t write it.  It reads like it was written by a racist hill billy with a 4th grade education and framed photo\'s of Rush & Sean Hannity on his bathroom walls.

[davepeck]

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
 
(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
 
(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country\'s attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the \'Wal-Mart\'s policy, \'If we ain\'t got it, you don\'t need it.\'
 
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
 
(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict ord ers no t to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.
 
(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn\'t put nuttin in, you ain\'t gettin nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
 
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you\'re banned for life.
 
( Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.  If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
 
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
 
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultima tely lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we\'l l ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it\'s a worthy cause.
 
(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.
 
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
 
Sorry if I stepped on anyone\'s toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you\'re gonna get.  Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
                 God Bless  America  !!!! !!!!!! !

                                                  Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

There\'s very little on this list that I agree with, first and foremost that it was penned by Bill Cosby.  In fact, I believe the first time I read it, in \'04, it was said to be written by George Carlin, who I\'m sure didn\'t write it.  It reads like it was written by a racist hill billy with a 4th grade education and framed photo\'s of Rush & Sean Hannity on his bathroom walls.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

[SlimPickens]

snopes, where would we be without you?!!

[tyzack]

There\'s very little on this list that I agree with, first and foremost that it was penned by Bill Cosby.  In fact, I believe the first time I read it, in \'04, it was said to be written by George Carlin, who I\'m sure didn\'t write it.  It reads like it was written by a racist hill billy with a 4th grade education and framed photo\'s of Rush & Sean Hannity on his bathroom walls.

How does RUSH fit into this?

Wouldn\'t their platform be about indivisualism, space, witches, various pagen gods, and the occasional drug reference?

Also, what does Rush have to do with American politics? They are Canadian.

[peaches626]

not sure when this happened (could be old news)... but these people creep me out too

[kindm's]

http://palinaspresident.com/