Well, I guess if you dish it out, then you have to take it (as long as you don\'t take it in certain places). Sadly though, LWPATBD are on hiatus as we\'re currently looking for someone who can play the flute. Stay tuned though. Pretty soon we\'ll have all the LWPATBD merch that you can shake a stick at. We\'ll have the album, the tour, the posters, the mousepads, the cereal, the video game, the almanac, the dentist chair, the greatest hits album (with two unreleased songs to fill our pockets), the ventian blinds, the blender, the brick oven, the action figures, the stuffed animals, the grandfather clock, the coffee maker, the butter churner (actually, cancel that one), blow dryer (again, cancel), the protein shakes (for a third time, please cancel), plus the limited- edition the DVD of our four-night, sold-out run at Doody\'s in North Branford, CT, with the infamous Ahh...the name is Bag Dampeners Baby into the 125-minute sandwich of Freebird>Star Spangled Banner>New York, New York>Tumbleforya>the White Album in it\'s entirety (but minus all the Paul and John songs)>YEM>Riker\'s Mailbox>Freebird>Riker\'s Mailbox>Star Spangled Banner Reprise>Riker\'s Mailbox>Monster Mash (with Frankenstein, Wolfman\'s Brother and Dracula teases of course)>Riker\'s Mailbox>entire set medley reprise>Itsy Bitsy Spider>Baby, Don\'t Lose That Number>Rikki, Don\'t Lose That Number>Riker\'s Mailbox>Riker\'s Mailbox Reprise>Unskinny Bop>Bulls on Parade (as I get down witch y\'all)>Freebird Reprise>Freebird>Freebird Reprise>Family Matters theme song (with 227 and Just The Ten of Us jams)>Mo Money Mo Problems>entire second half of the set medley reprise>Stairway
In all seriousness though, a rocking show and some rocking merch from a rocking band. Buy it all. Support us. Please.
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Staven Pitchie and the Vulva Salivators
