Author Topic: Official Rumors Thread (Read 78025 times)

TeddyT · « **Reply #495 on:** March 08, 2010, 01:48:02 pm »

Kung Fu at Gathering of the Vibes 2010.

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #496 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:16:46 pm »

ADRIAN QUITS THE BREAKFAST!!!!
Becomes lead dancer for the Chippendales!
Adrian states, "This something I\'ve always wanted to do...my dream has come true!"

Good Luck with your new venture Adrian! Knock \'em dead dude!!!

skalnbyc · « **Reply #497 on:** March 13, 2010, 05:36:51 pm »

Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;254085

ADRIAN QUITS THE BREAKFAST!!!!

Was this in response to "no more free Breakfast", Ken?

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #498 on:** March 13, 2010, 08:26:30 pm »

The Breakfast was a side project, until his true dream of erotic dancing took root.
Let\'s all give him our blessings and buy a drum machine for The Breakfast.

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #499 on:** April 01, 2010, 07:35:27 am »

I will no longer be posting on thebreakfast.info.
I\'ve made a fool of myself before thousands of people.
My foolish mutterings are now over.
I bid you all farewell!

skalnbyc · « **Reply #500 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:13:35 am »

Found your medication?

Spacey · « **Reply #501 on:** April 01, 2010, 11:52:58 am »

Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;254085

ADRIAN QUITS THE BREAKFAST!!!!
Becomes lead dancer for the Chippendales!
Adrian states, "This something I\'ve always wanted to do...my dream has come true!"

Good Luck with your new venture Adrian! Knock \'em dead dude!!!

This reminds me of the late and great Chris Farley/Patrick Swayze skit on SNL.

"The only reason I won is because his body is so bad. Because on dancing alone, hes got me beat!"

SlimPickens · « **Reply #502 on:** April 01, 2010, 04:37:49 pm »

Quote from: Spacey;255218

"The only reason I won is because his body is so bad. Because on dancing alone, hes got me beat!"

Not the first time I\'ve heard that

Vassillios · « **Reply #503 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:02:13 pm »

Quote from: KEN RAFLOWITZ;255186

I will no longer be posting on thebreakfast.info.
I made a fool of myself before thousands of people.
My foolish mutterings are now over.
I bid you all farewell!

april fools

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #504 on:** April 01, 2010, 08:06:57 pm »

Nobody seemed very upset my posting on .info was over.
Thought I might have a fan or two. Guess not.
Good thing it was just a rumor! I\'ll be back and nuttier than ever!
A.Pearl, Phil Ewlz

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #505 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:03:42 pm »

MATT OESTREICHER JOINS KUNG FU!!!!!
Yep it\'s true!!!! Todd Stoops lands gig with Kicking Daisies!!!
O\'Baby It\'s a Wild World!!!!

oldnewbie · « **Reply #506 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:10:35 pm »

good for stoops...now he can make some money!

krispy · « **Reply #507 on:** August 18, 2010, 08:26:12 pm »

Bwa HA ha

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #508 on:** August 19, 2010, 07:16:30 am »

Kicking Daisies is presenting Todd as a 15yr old boy with a thyroid problem.
That\'s show biz!!!

KEN RAFLOWITZ · « **Reply #509 on:** September 25, 2010, 09:17:08 pm »

Ron Spears has car to get to Stone Church show.
Chris will be stuck home with his pizza shit car.
The problem is Ron needs a bass to play Stone Church gig.
Somebody has to get Chris\'s bass so Ron can play gig.
Could someone give Chris\'s bass a ride to Stone Church?

News:

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