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« Reply #75 on: September 14, 2007, 01:38:21 pm »
Just got this in an email:
Three football fans from California were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road.
 They stopped and discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
 Out of respect and propriety, the Forty-niners fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast.  The Chargers fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.  Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Raiders fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly part.

  The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted his investigation.  First he lifted up the Forty-niners cap, replaced it and wrote down some notes.  Next, he lifted the Chargers cap and replaced it, writing down some more notes.
  The officer then lifted the Raiders cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
The Forty-niners fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
   "Well," said the officer, "I am just simply surprised. Normally, when you look under a Raiders cap... you find an asshole."
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« Reply #76 on: September 14, 2007, 02:34:37 pm »
Usually it\'s the Browns that cover the asshole.

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« Reply #77 on: September 17, 2007, 12:06:39 am »
Holy Shit. The Patriots put a beat down on the Chargers. It was no contest. This looks like the best team they have put together in the Belichick era and it has seen some pretty damn good teams.
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« Reply #78 on: September 17, 2007, 12:55:00 am »




19-0: 17 to go[/B]

Wow.  Take that, NFL world.

The Chargers were undisputedly the 2nd or 3rd best team in the league coming into this game.  And they just got absolutley destroyed.  Completely, totally, and utterly used.  If you were watching this as a Pats fan, a warm glow filled your soul.  If you were watching this as any other fan, you had to be simultaneously humbled, mezmorized, and terrified of what the 2007 New England Patriots are capable of.  I mean look at leith\'s humble post.  The words leith and humble have never been in the same sentence until now.  The Pats don\'t just beat you, they actually go further and make you resign yourself and surrender to their greatness, whether you\'re an opposing player or opposing fan.  Like I said last week folks, you are watching history unfold before your eyes.  You don\'t have to like them, but at least take a moment to look and admire their majesty while they\'re here.  You\'re not going to see anything like this again.    

I vowed last week not to talk trash about other teams because I don\'t have to.  I am going to stick to that, even with the Chargers talking mad smack again before this game, most notably LDT who is averaging 1.9 yards per carry this year.  No, I am going to do the complete opposite of trashing other teams.  I am going to THANK another team from the bottom of my heart, and that team is the New York Jets.  

Thank you, Eric Mangini and the Jets, for pissing off the 2007 Patriots.  As heavy favorites to win the championship from day 1, the only thing that could possibly stop the Patriots would be complacency.  They had no reason to get fired up.  No dates to circle.  No scores to settle.  Maybe they would enter a lull after a few wins and start to slip.  But now, as if this beast of a team weren\'t already beastlier than everyone else, the beast is PISSED.  Hear this now and hear this clearly: Bill Belichick is going to use this season to put on the greatest display of coaching in the history of professional sport.  He is going to have this team light years ahead of every opponent, every week, every second of every game.  He is already in the coaching pantheon, but this season he is going to prove, beyond any possible argument, that he is the greatest coach to ever patrol a gridiron sideline.  Period.  If I\'m another coach in the NFL right now, I\'m calling Eric Mangini and saying, "Don\'t even think about pulling this ^$%& after our game, and by the way thanks a lot for pissing off Bill, that\'s the last thing we all needed."  

Tonight\'s game was a 60-minute statement, but you know what moment really sent shivers down my spine?  When the Patriots had the ball, 4th and goal at the Charger 2, up 17 late in the 4th quarter, and instead of kicking the field goal they went for it and scored.  Everyone in the building knew they didn\'t need the 4 extra points.  But this team is hellbent on complete destruction of everything in their path.  This is like when Uma Thurman woke up in Kill Bill.  This is going to be fun, historic, and frightening all at the same time.  This team has absolutely no ceiling whatsoever.  Like it or not, be glad you were here to see it.

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« Reply #79 on: September 17, 2007, 01:04:29 am »
I\'m not totally resigned to this year being the Patriots. If I were I would not be a very good Chargers fan now would I?
What I saw tonight was exactly what Seth said a pissed off team out to prove a point. If they can keep that intensity up for 16 games and into the playoffs the rest of the NFL including the Chargers are screwed. I like to believe and have to believe they cannot do so. They are going to tear it up in the regular season though for sure. As Seth said enjoy watching a quality team fan of theirs or not.
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« Reply #80 on: September 17, 2007, 01:40:04 am »
Well, amidst all this hubbub, I\'d just like to point out that the Derek Anderson era in Cleveland got underway today with 51 points on the board.

Now the only question is: can the Browns score 51 total points through the rest of the season?

They\'re still just killing time for Brady.

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« Reply #81 on: September 17, 2007, 11:06:17 am »
Len Pasquarelli on ESPN .com today

Headline:
"Upon further review, maybe they should\'ve left well enough alone. The Pats have a new rally cry. Cue the tears ... and fear."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/columns/story?columnist=pasquarelli_len&id=3023794

Excerpts:

"I haven\'t been here the longest, but I\'ve been around long enough … [and] I know this much: You don\'t wave a red flag in front of this team," said Rosevelt Colvin, who finished with five tackles, two sacks, two forced fumbles, one interception and a pass defensed. "This is a very proud bunch of men in here. I think all this week forced us to do was focus even harder. People outside this locker room kept talking about distractions. Did you see a distracted team out there tonight?"

"All I have to know is, he\'s my coach, and I follow his lead," emotional linebacker Tedy Bruschi said. "He didn\'t have to say anything in here this week. We all knew what we had to do. He\'s a big part of our family, and we\'re like his extended family. And we did what good families do when one of their own is affected."

Face it everyone else... you are fucked. :)

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« Reply #82 on: September 22, 2007, 06:14:26 pm »
niners are playing a tough steelers team in pitt tomorrow...not looking to go 3-0 i just hope nobody (else) gets hurt

pitch, i\'m so ready for the browns to lay a cleveland steamer of a game after last week\'s upset...i\'m sure you\'re expecting it too

and yeah, the pats look pretty much unstoppable...in a league full of coin flips from week to week, they really stand out as a dominant team...pretty incredible in this era of parity

and i love the colts (-7) this week (that\'s a big lock)...i loved it even more when i made the bet at -6.5

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« Reply #83 on: September 23, 2007, 03:31:08 pm »
seasons over, pats win the prize
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« Reply #84 on: September 23, 2007, 11:32:30 pm »
Hmmm Marty\'s not looking so bad now.
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« Reply #85 on: September 23, 2007, 11:59:29 pm »


19-0: 16 to go[/B]

19-0 isn\'t all that crazy when you remember that the Patriots have already won 22 in a row in this era.  OK so it was over 2 seasons but so what.  That\'s 22 NFL wins in a row yet the team they have right now is the best team they\'ve had yet.  What\'s another 19?

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« Reply #86 on: September 24, 2007, 12:35:45 am »
yeah and the Lions will 10-12 games EASY. Fuck the Pats and their chances at an undefeated season. They may have a really, really good team, but let\'s not forget they cheat. Well maybe the Pat\'s will go undefeated, at least until the Lions beat them in the Super Bowl.

And what was the deal with the Eagles damn uniforms?
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« Reply #87 on: September 25, 2007, 12:58:54 pm »
nice to see the G-men pull one out of their ass this weekend

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« Reply #88 on: September 25, 2007, 02:36:39 pm »
Quote from: Rujah;159690
yeah and the Lions will 10-12 games EASY. Fuck the Pats and their chances at an undefeated season. They may have a really, really good team, but let\'s not forget they cheat. Well maybe the Pat\'s will go undefeated, at least until the Lions beat them in the Super Bowl.

And what was the deal with the Eagles damn uniforms?


Look at the Patriots stats, they are incredible. Did anyone else see the MNF stat on Tom Brady? 70/88 and some other numbers I can\'t remember.

The Patriots even with that bullshit at the beginning of the year are going to steamroll many teams this year. Love them or hate them, they are on of the top 3 teams in the NFL right now.

I believe that it was a throw back game for Philly.

Anyone else think Reggie Bush\'s career is in the garbage? I realize that in the 2nd half of the year he did well last year but he is anything but contributing to the offense as of now.
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« Reply #89 on: September 25, 2007, 03:27:57 pm »
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