Coach Gibbs just traded away all of our turds. its ok, though, we\'ve got plenty if turdish alums! i, for one, will never forget the time i saw john riggins sprawl across a 7-11 parking lot as he tried to get out of his car. his passenger yelled out, \'i told you you were too drunk!\' he looked up at me, recognized me (my step-monster cut most of the 81-84 redskins\' hair) and said, \'don\'t tell yer mom. just say i slipped...\' my ex-step-dad came out and, not knowing my step-mom cut their hair, said, \'was that guy talking to you? was he saying anything bad or nasty to you? stay away from bums like that stinkin\' drunk.\' i said, \'that was john riggins. he was saying hi.\' \'oh, riggo, huh?? hmm... nice car...\'
