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lilblondie

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« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2009, 01:27:30 pm »
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14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)


shennanigans



oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...


you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

nanners


yes i have various pics of me lining them up at the edge of the stage...as i finish them...
maybe the sun will shine today...
the clouds will roll away..
maybe i wont be so afraid..
i will understand that everything has its plan...
either way...

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« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2009, 02:11:50 pm »
wow, this is gettin good...

show the pics!!!!  


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« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2009, 02:13:34 pm »
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14 sam summer ales
15 mojitos
15 shots of vodka...

however one time at toads place while rocking out to mike gordon...i did drink more then 14 summer ales and i am still standing....iam a warrior :)


shennanigans



oh i have the pictures to prove it...
but believe what you will...


you have pictures of each individual beer you drank that night?

nanners


yes i have various pics of me lining them up at the edge of the stage...as i finish them...


do the pics have the time and date on the bottom corner of the pic  so we can confirm that all these shots were indeed taken on the same night?

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« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2009, 06:52:54 pm »
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6 Long Island iced teas
8 Double on the Rocks
11 Bloody Marys
15 bottles of Sierra
15 Margaritas
17 glasses of wine

:hscratch: I\'m not too sure about these results, though -  

<----- has most definitely already drank approx. 15 margaritas (and/or Sierra Nevadas) in 3 hours, and I\'m still alive! ;)

That\'s bologna. What kind of weak-ass margarita has the same alcohol content as a bottle of Sierra?

Also... hi! How\'s everybody doing?!
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« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2009, 09:09:38 pm »
52 shots of whiskey? jesus, i didn\'t think i had an alcohol problem
i think it\'s turning back on me / i\'m down on the upside

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« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2009, 09:24:28 pm »
?? bottles Newcastle
26 bottles Anchor Steam
30 bottles Miller Lite
22 shots Whiskey

Seems about right, although I am not convinced it would be THE booze that kills, it would probably BECAUSE of the booze and my stupidity that does it.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2009, 10:57:17 pm »
19 Manhattans.  Pfft!

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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2009, 11:44:08 pm »
22 white russians.  lets get this done.

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« Reply #23 on: August 05, 2009, 01:41:07 am »
19,200 odouls to kill this princess....

The sheer volume of liquid would certainly kill me due to electrolyte imbalance....

 But anyway, assuming odouls is ~$ 6.99 per 6 pack, it would cost me about $23,000 to kill myself with odouls... For that amount of loot I could think of something much more fun and epic....

Also I think it\'s hilarious that they have to warn u not to try this at home....
« Last Edit: August 05, 2009, 01:41:07 am by princesscaspian »
and what CAN you do, when your world is invaded by a reggaejunkiejew?!?

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« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 09:44:16 pm »
def have already met my quota for death with a few different beverages. disappointed theres no jaiger in the shot section
break it down, simplify

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« Reply #25 on: August 09, 2009, 11:28:50 pm »
Think I might try this at home tomorrow!!
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