The funniest part is that they will all get really pumped when they score their first points of the next game, even if the score is 50-2. That is, if they score any points in the next game. I mean come on, draw a foul or something.
For the record my career driveway/courtyard field goal percentage is 78-of-5,647, including 1-of-765 from three-point range. But you should have seen the one three I nailed. Work of beauty.