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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2006, 10:10:09 am »
wish I had speakers at work... :(
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2006, 10:28:22 am »
It\'s 4 or 5 minutes of pure telemarketing phone insanity.  The culmination is when the telemarketer says "Ma\'m, someday they will use this phone recording at your trial."

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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2006, 11:40:34 am »
Thanks for the laugh.

I needed it. I just got off the phone with a total ass-hole when I popped in here to read some threads. That definitely put me in a better mood
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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2006, 01:50:01 pm »
"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.
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« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2006, 02:02:16 pm »
:shock2:wow!  that\'s gotta be the most PATIENT telemarketer in the world!  he deserves a nobel peace  :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2006, 02:16:43 pm »
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"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.

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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2006, 02:21:01 pm »
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"you are a life destroyer, you are a murderer and a terrorist!"

Someone must sample this and put together a song. The potential is huge.

dibbs

You won\'t do it Cobb (peer pressure).

Nothing makes a song better than voice dubbs from the mentally unstable.
ref:  the entire Blind Melon catalog (shannon loooon)

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2006, 03:00:24 pm »
reminds me of the Butthole Surfers  "22 going on 23"
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