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« on: March 29, 2006, 09:55:41 am »
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« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2006, 10:14:59 am »
I wish the video clip was available.

That is still pretty funny though.
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« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2006, 10:36:32 am »
Quote from: MSNBC

Animal Control Officer Rachel Solveira placed a restraining order on him. It was the first time such an action was taken against a cat in Fairfield.


This is the first time only in Fairfield?  I figured it was in the country...  My only question is does that cat get a probation officer?  Maybe they should put one of those anklet things on him.  What did he get tried for Assault and Cattery? :rimshot: :duck:
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« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2006, 02:23:40 pm »
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What did he get tried for Assault and Cattery? :rimshot: :duck:

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 09:45:27 pm »
requires Microsoft© Internet Explorer 6, Microsoft© Media Player 10, and Macromedia Flash 7.

congratulations msnbc, you just lost a viewer because I am too lazy to download all that crap
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2006, 10:32:17 pm »
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The neighbors said those weapons, along with catlike stealth, have allowed Lewis to attack at least a half dozen people and ambush the Avon lady as she was getting out of her car.

catlike stealth, you say? i never would have imagined
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« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2006, 12:14:53 am »
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requires Microsoftİ Internet Explorer 6, Microsoftİ Media Player 10, and Macromedia Flash 7.

congratulations msnbc, you just lost a viewer because I am too lazy to download all that crap


I have all of those things... I even sat through the stupid Pringles commercial that came before the vid clip... then when it got to the clip it said it wasn\'t available.
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« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2006, 01:29:33 am »
that is hilarious!
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