a few years back, there was a guy on the fire department who had tons of cash but he was so cheap that he stayed on the job long past needing to be there. he was always playing lotto. it\'s very common in any firehouse to write the lotto numbers on a chalkboard in the kitchen or some common area. his co-workers, knowing that his tickets were in his locker, waited for his company to go on a call and went to his locker and got his numbers. they then wrote them on the chalk board and waited. after a while, he came back from the call and sat down in the kitchen. suddenly he sprints off up the stairs and comes back with his tickets. after reading the numbers, he jumps up on the table and starts dancing and singing, pointing at people (including the battalion chief) saying things like "i never liked you" and "I fucking quit". they had to stop him from leaving work and needless to say, how he felt about certain people was no longer any secret. he didn\'t say a word for the rest of the shift.
