Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin\' me. "Hey, let\'s put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he\'s actually a guy, Quagmire.
Quagmire: What? That\'s insane. That\'s impossible.
[Pause]
Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I\'ve got all these magazines. Oh god.