The Yankee Joke Thread

[Wolfman]

What\'s the difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?

[SPOILER] A cheap hooker blows it on the road, the Yankees blow it at home! [/SPOILER]

What\'s the other difference between the Yankees and a cheap hooker?

[SPOILER] They both choke and do drugs, but you pay the hooker a lot less to watch them do it. [/SPOILER]

What\'s the difference between A-Rod and a new schoolhouse?

[SPOILER] They both cost $20 million dollars, but only one has class.  [/SPOILER]

How many Yankee fans does it take to change a light bulb?

[SPOILER] Four, but the fourth one never comes! [/SPOILER]

What do The Beatles have that A-Rod, Sheffield, and Matsui don\'t?

[SPOILER] About 100 meaningful hits. [/SPOILER]

What\'s the difference between Giambi and A-Rod?

[SPOILER] Giambi takes it in the ass to cheat at baseball, A-Rod takes it in the ass for pleasure! [/SPOILER]

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[Gfunk]

dude these jokes are the shit. i got nothing though.

[colinh9]

Classic, I love it!

[obsession600]

A teacher asks her students if they\'re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?"  "The Red Sox." "Why\'s that?" "Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I\'m a Red Sox fan too." "That\'s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?" "No, that would make me a Yankees fan!"

How many Yankee. fans does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb, one to buy the 2000 lightbulb changing commerative t-shirt and video, and one to brag about how they\'ve blown out 26 light bulbs before.

What\'s the best thing to come out of the Bronx?
I-95