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davepeck
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[PB Fans] Top 10 Signs That Your Show Isn\'t Going to Draw Many People
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July 12, 2004, 09:32:05 am »
----- Original Message -----
From: itsthewolfmansbrother
To:
psychedelicbreakfast-fans@yahoogroups.com
Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 11:49 AM
Subject: [PB Fans] Top 10 Signs That Your Show Isn\'t Going to Draw Many People
From the mixed up mind of the Wolf:
Top 10 Signs That Your Show Isn\'t Going to Draw Well:
10. The opening band canceled to take a gig in Bismark.
09. Your flyers were all hung with chewing gum.
08. The joint does not serve alcohol.
07. You return from a month of touring for your homecoming show, only to find that your hometown has been overrun by frogs.
06. The movie "This is Spinal Tap" is your biography.
05. The band playing down the road has a guy named Mick Jagger.
04. The last time you played the venue, all 3 people at the show passed out.
03. The age restriction is 71+.
02. Your singer ends shows by saying, "You are the worst crowd ever! We hate you! Go home!"
01. You are slated to play at 6:00pm on Super Bowl Sunday in a church, there is a torrential blizzard outside, Phish and Jimmy Buffet already came through town over the weekend, and the cover is 15 confessions. All that, plus numbers 2-10.
peace and vibes,
Wolfman
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skalnbyc
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[PB Fans] Top 10 Signs That Your Show Isn\'t Going to Draw Many People
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December 13, 2004, 10:39:23 pm »
Wolfman\'s top-10 lists from the 2001-2002 era were great. I\'m surprised the list made following the Deuce cd release party didn\'t make it.
Are there any more Yahoo group archives anywhere? I\'d love to read some of that old stuff.
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Wolfman
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December 13, 2004, 10:42:39 pm »
OMG forgot all about that one! Blast from the past.
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Wolfman
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December 13, 2004, 10:45:00 pm »
How about:
10.5 You don\'t have a website because your own grassroots coordinator killed it. DOH!
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Drew_Kingsley
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December 13, 2004, 10:52:51 pm »
10.75 You\'re opening for Max Creek...
That\'s the last one, I promise.
peace and vibes,
The :drew:
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Go see your Breakfast, there are starving Leiths in California
oldnewbie
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December 13, 2004, 11:37:09 pm »
11 your playing in nyc the same weekend as a bunch of good bands and you\'ve done little to no promotion
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DocEllis70
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December 13, 2004, 11:50:42 pm »
12..half the audience (including sound and merch guy) came and leaves in the band\'s van....dooooooozie
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sleep a lot...eat a lot, brush em like crazy. Run a lot...do a lot, never be lazy..
Drew_Kingsley
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December 14, 2004, 12:21:36 am »
13.73 Your fans wrote this list...
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Wolfman
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December 14, 2004, 06:49:06 am »
:no: Oh, boy. Someone close the thread please!
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